Strap on your stakes and crossbows, and leave any conceivable logic at the door. In this episode, Shpak and Sye fantasm over the quintessential supernatural teen show about five-foot blonde cheerleader battling forces of evil in sunny California where literally no one reports the weird shit happening around them. And of course, Buffy the Vampire Slayer prompts the most important life question: Team Angel or Team Spike?

We hate them both. Team Faith, ya simps.

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