In the Cards and Stars

Saddle up, Tea Timers! 🤠 The costume is cowgirl, the tea is hot, and these rumors have escaped the corral.Is J.Lo dating Keith Urban or becoming Jenny from the Barn? Where does Brett Goldstein fit into this rodeo? And why do the Khloé and Scott rumors have us requesting a Kardashian family seating chart? 👀Plus, Kim Kardashian blind-item chatter involving Bridgerton and Law Roach, Zara Larsson’s “Blue Moon” moment and its cosmic timing, and a Britney Spears oracle card reading. We’re wrangling celebrity gossip, astrology, and a little encouragement to believe in your creativity before the internet gives you permission. ✨TIMESTAMPS02:23 J.Lo & Keith Urban: Jenny from the Barn? 🤠13:16 J.Lo & Brett Goldstein: Roy Kent Has Entered the Chat (AGAIN)35:15 Khloé & Scott: Please Don’t Fertilize the Family Tree 43:04 Kim K on Bridgerton? Keeping Up with the Ton 46:52 Kim K & Law Roach: Say Yes to Stylist Exclusivity? 59:41 Zara Larsson’s Blue Moon: Be Your Own Hype Girl 1:10:31 It’s Britney, Witch! An Oracle Card Reading Subscribe and join the channel! For more 🫖! New Member content comes out weekly, join if you need another sip! :) Here's the funny video I mentioned reacting to the J-Lo movie!    • J.Lo's New Netflix Movie is *NOT* What I T...  Tarot and astrology are for entertainment and reflection, not confirmation of anyone’s private life.

Welcome to Mystic Falls, where everyone is gorgeous, nobody stays dead, and nobody has processed a breakup since 1864 🩸

In this LOVE BITES special of In the Cards & Stars, we’re revisiting The Vampire Diaries Season 1, breaking down the characters’ zodiac energy, and discussing red flags we apparently find acceptable when a man has fangs and a jawline. 

With Venus retrograde in Scorpio sending us into the relationship archives, we’re talking obsessive love, evil doppelgängers, and why pretending your ex is sealed in a tomb might be a wellness practice. 

But also…in the spirit of 2009…Team Stefan or Team Damon?  Defend your emotionally questionable choice in the comments. 🖤

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Music Credits: 

Decline by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Finish Line 

Dark Times by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Friction 

Twinkle

Autumn Day by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Comic Plodding by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

With Ted Lasso heading back to the pitch, we’re doing what any completely normal person would do: assigning unofficial birth charts to the residents of AFC Richmond. 

But first… I have a little behind-the-scenes tea! ☕️ I was invited to cover the Ted Lasso press conference at CPKC Stadium in Kansas City, where I got to see members of the cast in person and hear them talk about the next chapter of the show, women’s football, leadership, and why the heart of Ted Lasso has always been about so much more than winning.

Then we get VERY serious about the important questions. Is Keeley Jones the ultimate Leo Rising? Is Rebecca Welton secretly a soft little Cancer Moon underneath those power suits? Is Roy Kent’s constant growling actually just afflicted Virgo Moon behavior? And WHAT is going on inside Coach Beard’s birth chart?! 

Plus, I pulled the astrology charts for the original Ted Lasso premiere AND its new chapter, and there’s a cosmic coincidence that honestly feels a little too perfect. 👀✨

Grab your tea, suspend your disbelief, and come assign zodiac signs to AFC Richmond with me. 💕

TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Behind-the-Scenes Ted Lasso Tea + Press Conference
02:53 The Astrology of Ted Lasso
04:29 Keeley Jones: Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Leo Rising
06:51 Rebecca Welton: Scorpio Sun, Cancer Moon, Capricorn Rising
10:03 Roy Kent: Taurus Sun, Virgo Moon, Aries Rising
12:52 Leslie Higgins: Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon, Virgo Rising
14:44 Coach Beard: Virgo Sun, Taurus Moon, Aquarius Rising
16:43 Ted Lasso: Sagittarius Sun, Cancer Moon, Libra Rising
19:01 The Ted Lasso Philosophy + Why the Show Works

💬 YOUR TURN: Which character do you think I absolutely nailed… and which birth chart would you change? Tell me in the comments!

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Your celebrity reading requests, blind item speculation, and a few personal readings too!

The Celebri-Tea is SCALDING this week ☕🔥 We’re diving into your most-requested celebrity tarot updates AND the blind items currently circling the drain on the internet!

First up: what is really going on with Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco? 👀 Then we finally have signs of life from Luke Newton—and a very juicy blind item involving his new costar Maddie Ziegler that leads to one of the wildest tarot pulls of the episode. We’re also checking back in on Keke Palmer & Sean Evans after all that chemistry talk (and his reported return to the dating apps 😭), plus Kylie Jenner & Timothée Chalamet, whose cards threw me a MAJOR curveball.

As always, tarot readings and blind-item discussions are alleged and for entertainment purposes only. 💕🔮

Tell me in the comments—which reading shocked you the most?!

✨ Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
✨ Luke Newton & Maddie Ziegler
✨ Keke Palmer & Sean Evans
✨ Kylie Jenner & Timothée Chalamet

Mercury Retrograde gave us PLENTY of relationship drama, surprise weddings, shocking breakups, and Hollywood romance updates…so naturally we're checking in with the tarot.

In today's episode we spill the tea on:
2:07    Tom Holland & Zendaya's adorable newlywed era
10:13   Margaret Qualley & Jack Antonoff's surprising split
32:08  Harry Styles & Zoë Kravitz's relationship rumors
39:23  Matty Healy's suspicious wedding timing (and a tarot reading that genuinely shocked me!)

53:01 Luke Newton & Antonia Rumelioti requested check-in 

Along the way we're diving into celebrity birth charts, astrological compatibility, current transits, and pulling tarot cards to see what may be happening behind the scenes. As always, these readings are for entertainment purposes only!

💜 Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and leave a comment letting me know which celebrity couple you'd like me to read on next!

Join me for a dramatic reading of a way too detailed US Weekly article about the whole romance rekindling, then look to the cards and stars with me to figure out what in the Mercury Retrograde is really going on here?! 

4:02 Astrology

6:37 Tarot TEA 

We are reading Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's marriage chart! 💍✨From secret emotional depths and soulmate vibes to surprise plot twists, romance, money, and why this relationship might completely rewrite the celebrity marriage playbook... we're breaking down every house of their wedding chart and getting just a little bit nosy. 👀The transit tea is HOT, and honestly... this chart might be one of my favorites we've ever covered. ☕💫

Timestamps

1:28 North Node in Pisces 4H, South Node in Virgo 10H4:26 1st House5:40 2nd House6:30 3rd House8:25 5th House 10:35 6th House12:33 7th House 14:14 8th House15:14 Mercury rx17:50 9th House 19:24 11th House20:48 12th House

Lionel Messi's birth chart is WAY more emotional than I ever expected... and honestly? I think it might be one of the sweetest celebrity charts we've looked at. 🥹⚽✨

In this episode, we're diving into the astrology behind one of the greatest athletes of all time to uncover what really made him the GOAT. From the childhood wound that nearly ended his futbol career before it began, to the relentless work ethic that changed sports history, Messi's chart tells one incredible underdog story.

We're talking:
✨ Why his Cancer stellium screams legendary work ethic
💙 The Chiron placement that perfectly mirrors his childhood struggles
🥹 The astrology behind his adorable lifelong love story with Antonela
🏆 Why he keeps getting better with age
🔮 And what his chart teaches all of us about turning pain into purpose

If you've ever rooted for the quiet underdog... this one's for you.

💬 Do you think Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer of all time? And who should we read next?

In our next world cup episode... we're putting Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo head-to-head, comparing their birth charts, success strategies, and very different love stories. 

Joe Alwyn was just spotted kissing actress Sarah Pidgeon, and the timing could not be more interesting. From the People Magazine photo drop to the very loaded “Love Story” headline, we’re getting into the numerology of Joe and Sarah’s rumored romance, why this pairing actually makes a lot of sense, and what the tarot says about whether this is true love, PR timing, or a temporary chapter. Plus, we pull cards on how Taylor Swift allegedly felt seeing the headline right before her wedding, and whether it may have inspired new music.