In the Chaos

It’s 2022 and we’re here for Capricorn Season, baby! Capricorns are a force, ambitious and determined, stubborn, and are great at accomplishing things. Join us as we talk Jared Leto and Sade - Capricorns at their worst and best - as well as where we find this sign in our own charts.

BONUS: Here is the Sade playlist that we promised!

So what exactly is this astrology app anyway? Are their practices up to par? Join us this week as we dive into Co-Star, the commodification of the wellness industry, and the need to support individual astrologers and practitioners and root those practices outside of capitalism. With a little side of what's making us drink and Venus in Retrograde.

Yeehaw! Join us as we dig into what community organizing means in this current political moment, the historical importance of organizing, and why “those closest to the pain must be closest to the power.” With a side of discussion around Dobbs v Jackson, Spotify Wrapped, and the need to REST after this eclipse!! Rebirth is tough baby!!!!!!

HEEEY Sagittarius Season! Go big or go home baby!! If you're looking for a good time, CALL! This week we discuss Miley Cyrus as an example of a Sagittarius at their worst AND best. Sag is the sign of adventure and the life of the goddamn party but ALSO has zeeeero filter, difficulty committing, and if left unchecked they'll over-promise, under-deliver, and gaslight you into thinking it was your fault. 

Oh, the very complicated holiday of Dry Turkey Day - join us this week as we discuss how we celebrated and understood Thanksgiving growing up, how this holiday could (and should) look different in the future, and how to show up for Indigenous folks. With a little side talk about outside clothes, the recent eclipse, and entering Sagittarius season.

What the fuck is an outer planet and what can you learn from them? This week we go in-depth about the outer planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) and how to understand these aspects of your chart. We also discuss Big Bird for Senate, the Astroworld Festival, and the full moon in Taurus. 

Sometimes u gotta get OUT of the body to get INTO the body! For this episode we're talking our physical forms - when and how we became aware of them, societal standards for them, capitalism's desire to remove you from them, and more - with a little side of Survivor, Facebook / Meta, and a preview of the eclipse season to come! 

WELCOME, Scorpio season!!! Get moody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brood! For this episode we're talking two Scorpios at their best (Whoopi) and worst (Kris Jenner). We also talk DEEP FEELINGS, loyalty, playing life like chess instead of checkers, and getting what we want when we decide that we want it. 

TAKE US TO CHURCH! This week we discuss Greg Abbott taking down the suicide prevention page for queer and trans kids on the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services website, a big fuck you to Netflix, post Mercury retrograde shadow, and CHURCH - specifically the American Christian Church and evangelical movement.

Happy Libra Season, beloveds! We're changing things up a bit this season and exploring the strengths and challenges of Libra with one iconic Libra—Cardi B. Join Cal and Serita as we discuss the absolute glamour that is Cardi B, the ways she's learned from her own mistakes, where Libra shows up in our charts, and how you can work with Libra in yours.