Another Smut Club is here! Don't fret if you didn't read it, we spend the whole episode going over how much we effing hated it. We read a book called The Forbidden by Jodi Ellen Malpas, (we still don't know how to pronounce her name). The author does give fair warning at the beginning, basically telling us we will hate it, but we read it anyway, so it's our own damn fault, as usual. We recount the important parts of the book you shouldn't bother reading. Amanda was pretty delusional and thought the main guy was a vampire through most of the book. Spoiler alert: he is not a vampire, just a cheating douche canoe. Let us know if you're super upset we made you waste your time reading this book or if you actually liked it! Email your feelings to [email protected]. We'll announce the next Smut Club book next week. Let's hope it's better than this one, but could it really get much worse?