IN THE DAЯK

We are at a crossroads while we discuss "Crossroads".

Jonas is in a tunnel, and finally starts getting dirty.

"You're cool." "No, I'm Mikkel".

Magnus needs to chill.

Imagine thinking Stranger Things is better than Dark.

Netflix cancelled 1899 >:(

Dark Season 1 Episode 1: Geheimnisse - "Secrets".

You can't stop the signal. William Pattison, or possibly Al Omega got my video pulled from Youtube. Well that's fine, I tried to play nice, but here it is, the audio from the show. For those not following along, this deals with the piracy of Al Omega on the Creature Features page, where he is uploading full copyrighted movies without the owners consent.

 

I also go into detail of my ongoing and way to long goinf feud with William Pattison aka Eric Morse, or Morris, the self proclaimed, and misnamed "King of Splatterpunk"

This week on a very special early Christmas episode of In the Dark, Lord Dixie welcomes actress Alena Von Stroheim to the show. It's somewhat of a short show with no filler and after a little Christmassy music, it's on with the show.

 

Alena joins us to talk about her film Found Footage 3-D. Found Footage 3-D is currently wowing audiences on the festival and convention circuit and hopefully will be available soon on home media. Now, I'm no fan of Found Footage, but I loved this film. Along with Found Footage 3-D, Alena DOESN'T talk about some new and exciting projects becuase she cant. But at least we know shes got something cooking.

 

Since it's the Christmas season, Lord Dixie tries to take a call from Santa, but it doesn't quite work out like it was planned.  And what the hell was Santa drinking.Then another call from a very unappatizingly named Christmas Elf.

 

Then a bit more chat before we start the LIGHTENING ROUND. You can see the fear in Alena's eyes. Well if it was a video podcast, but pretend you see it. Over alla Alena was a trooper and a great guest and we thank her for putting up with us when things don't go the way they were planned

Join Eliza Jayne and Dixie as they welcome the beautiful Holly to Dead Sexy Radio in an episode we just had to call “Two Girls, One Dixie Cup”. We open, as always with Zombie XXX before letting Holly open the main part of the show. Dixie isn't wearing pants and Holly is topless, Eliza doesn’t reveal how she is dressed, so use your imagination. The talk shifts to modeling with a story of Dixie getting banned from Florida, all Holly's ass's fault. It's an ass episode, why is Holly's ass so hungry? It eats her bikini!. We want better reviews! I'm no fuddy duddy!. Kissing Weenis, and Eliza and Holly out on the town? Holly talks about her love for old school horror, and the X-files, about how she loves to kick Dixie in the nuts, reading Kane Hodder's book and getting serious about her future college plans. Dead Sexy definitely in all sincerity wishes her the best and is cheering her on. We also think she should dress as Pocahontas for school! Holly needs a fan page. Let's do this.

Then instead of the short musical break, we instead added in outtakes that weren't in the official show, just for fun. It's mostly boob, boobs, and well more boobs. Then we come back. We were originally scheduled for a second guest but with a cancellation, we ask Holly to hang around. We push Dante out of hell to make room for Dead Sexy Radio in the Ninth Circle. Is Dixie funnier in a coma? We may find out (we don’t). We talk Weekend at Bernie's, zombies, the Walking Dead and why Eliza Jayne is cooler than the Walking Dead celebrities.

Then FINALLY, the lingerie sleepover, and why it isn’t creepy. We wont be watching A Serbian Film. What will we watch. The world is shocked that Holly and Dixie have both seen A Serbian Film, which they discover talking about Cannibal Holocaust. Then Japanese fetishs, used panties, used panty Easter Egg hunts. Eliza and Holly swapping boob pictures with each other, and MORE! Yes they do talk about Two Girls, One Cup, as well as Four Girls, Five Trashcans. Then as the classlessness reaches new lows, they bring it to the end and sadly (I'M GONNA CRY!!!!!!!) say Goodbye, or at least until we talk again!