Good morning! Today breakfast bulletin includes social suckers, Foxconnfoolery, and summerfest racism.

Today the breakfast bulletin includes duck, duck, lame duck, age-ist education, a Down Under, Up Over, and much more.

This morning’s breakfast bulletin includes lunchroom bullies, celebrities near you, and Geocaching: the apocalyptic musical. All with a fruit cup.

This mornings horoscope reads “outlook not good.” However, the Dems have gathered, Phil Collin’s radio cousin, and gas of FREEDOM!

This morning the menu includes political toddler cage fights, Atlantis stop lights, and AI jukeboxes that are always listening.

This morning our bar napkin includes sad cats, ear apps, and tax caps.

This week's itinerary includes claptrap traps, bad children’s book ideas, crowdfunding crash, and more.

This week Dave and Joe look at illegal immigrants seeking driver's licenses, the Philando Castile Foundation, gerrymandering, and the greatest supergroup of all time.

Trump, police shootings, coffee, and more: Dave and Joe give you a look at everything good and bad happening in the Midwest this past week.

Did you just find out the news and all that junk is kind of important to know to be functioning adult? Welcome to In the Mo, where we function as adults but just barely.