Charlie Kaufman's new movie, I'M THINKING OF ENDING THINGS (2020), premiered on Netflix on September 4th, and we did not miss a single second of it. We discuss the California wildfires, my (now fixed) side mirror, noisy neighbors from Hell, lonely janitors, horror, postmodern screenwriting, Jim Gaffigan, "clever" movies, getting naked at school, Pauline Kael, and the manipulative nature of art. Epic episode. *CONTAINS SPOILERS!*