Episode 3 is here and it's basically a football game, except the only contact sport is parenting toddlers into bedtime. We're talking fantasy football injuries (and why your bench player's turf toe is not, in fact, a personal betrayal), introducing a brand new segment that may or may not survive past this episode, confessing what coaching your own kid's team does to your nervous system, and finally settling the age-old marriage debate of who actually does the dishes vs. who just claims they do. Nobody wins. Everybody's tired. Welcome back!