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🍲 The Edgeheads return with a plateful of culture-war comfort food as Cracker Barrel’s logo fiasco takes center stage. From “Uncle Cracker” to “Colon Blow Café,” the team can’t stop serving up new names for America’s most confused restaurant chain. Gregg gets on his soapbox about “reverse discrimination” (spoiler: it doesn’t exist), Paula sharpens the DEI statement into a roast, and Delores crunches Cracker Barrel’s stock numbers with the cold precision of a Wall Street assassin.
But that’s just the appetizer. Nicky fumbles a live read for ShinyStaplers.com, Stu Pidassle bungles not one but two postal crime stories, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half dripping with Venice glamour and Armani elegy. Toss in a hidden haiku, and Paula’s bleeps arriving just a little too late, and you’ve got the recipe: inclusive chaos—smothered, stapled, and served with a side of gravy.
Join the Chaos:
📞 Call or text: 702.714.0699
🌐 Connect & listen ➝ TheEdgeheads.com/links
This episode includes original music and parody ads produced exclusively by and for The Edgeheads. All music is original and/or properly licensed. Satirical content is intentional, and not the result of a head injury.
By The Edgeheads Team – A Studio VIP Production🍲 The Edgeheads return with a plateful of culture-war comfort food as Cracker Barrel’s logo fiasco takes center stage. From “Uncle Cracker” to “Colon Blow Café,” the team can’t stop serving up new names for America’s most confused restaurant chain. Gregg gets on his soapbox about “reverse discrimination” (spoiler: it doesn’t exist), Paula sharpens the DEI statement into a roast, and Delores crunches Cracker Barrel’s stock numbers with the cold precision of a Wall Street assassin.
But that’s just the appetizer. Nicky fumbles a live read for ShinyStaplers.com, Stu Pidassle bungles not one but two postal crime stories, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half dripping with Venice glamour and Armani elegy. Toss in a hidden haiku, and Paula’s bleeps arriving just a little too late, and you’ve got the recipe: inclusive chaos—smothered, stapled, and served with a side of gravy.
Join the Chaos:
📞 Call or text: 702.714.0699
🌐 Connect & listen ➝ TheEdgeheads.com/links
This episode includes original music and parody ads produced exclusively by and for The Edgeheads. All music is original and/or properly licensed. Satirical content is intentional, and not the result of a head injury.