One is a relic-hunting adventurer with a whip and a fear of snakes. The other is basically the female Joel Miller — hardened, relentless, and ready for the end of the world. We break down Steve’s injured shoulder, questionable Gmail economics (“is Gmail free?”), a surprisingly important succulent Chinese dinner, and whether “come with me if you want to live” works on a guy who’s already outrun a boulder.

And listen as Kate Capshaw takes some strays.