Infinite Cities

A BRIEF ACCOUNTING OF (SOME) OF INDIANA JONES CRIMES FROM THE GREAT CIRCLE AFFAIR, AS COMPILED BY WILL: Desecration of Bodies Destruction of Sacred Artifacts Grave Robbing Public/Civilian Endangerment Honestly Anyone who willingly uses a loaded gun as a club should go to jail bad barrel management Destruction of Cultural Sites (Given the number of nazis i've shot in the face im calling this an armed conflict and while i think you could make a case for the fact it was not deliberate i think that going into a  tomb you you know is booby trapped and has self destruct features and planning on fucking with shit im calling this a Rome Statute violation) Archeological Ethical Malpractice just in general while not a crime perse i think he does it enough he should be fired from Marshall College

In this episode: memory corruption, Bethesda Syndrome, inner loop failure, dick hitboxes, robbing the Vatican, stealth sections, the Indie Theme, nonessential games, video game archaeology, sidequests and journals.

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

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We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

[Stardust, you know you can skip the postpod, right?]

In this episode: Adam Sandler's seminal work Click, Earthbound, Nosferatu (all of them), Undertale, your amazing companions, JRPGs gonna JRPG, just run away lol, you jerk ass mf how dare you play the game, skill issues, looping mechanics, wild speculation, Bill Murphy's Groundhog Day.

~shoutouts zone~

Be Careful, Everyone! (Boss Theme)

The Langoliers

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

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We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

In this Episode: The loudest AC in the world, Pennsylvania Winter, Kickflip dimension, how to buy a grappling hook, Cookie Dinner, Double Barrell 1911, Dragonfly nightmare boss, MLG, Getting over it, Splatoon, and The Straights ~shoutouts zone~ Grappling Hook from Brute Magnetics:

https://brutemagnetics.com/products/grappling-hook

Sonic Air Riders:

https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_Riders_series 

EPN Trailer (Echo Point Nova is on sale until February 5th):

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1836730/Echo_Point_Nova/

Hyperbolica:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1256230/Hyperbolica/ 

One Box One Goal: 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2541550/One_Box_One_Goal/ 

Slammin Cup: 

https://www.twitch.tv/slammincup

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/!

We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

STAY WILD, WILD HEART!

Content warnings: this episode contains non-explicit discussions of drugs and sex toys.

In this episode: best game of all time, ice age voice actors, rez, Gita come on our podcast, the perfect chorus, horoscope AND tarot, Indiana Jones.

~shoutouts zone~

Rez, just like in general

PC Gamer: Ultrakill now has official sex toy support

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/!

We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

We are all so eternally grateful that so many of you have stuck with us through the past year, despite the end of blaseball and the shift from ICB to Infinite Cities, it's thanks to listeners like y'all that we keep doing this. And yeah, sure, we'd probably still be friends and we'd probably still keep playing games if the podcast didn't exist, but it's all because of your suggestions and recommendations and conversations that spin out of the games we play that motivate each and every one of us to keep going week to week. We played over 40 different games for the podcast this year, and we've gone through so much, from little gems like Little Kitty, Big City and Jusant to big fun romps like Hi-Fi Rush or Pokemon Emerald. And who could forget the Month of Ghost Trick, which never would have happened without your imput. It delights me that this project is still going; here's to 2025!

in this episode: goty awards, the big countdown, karp doesn't get to go, honorable mentions, karp's confidence, the objectively number one best game of the year, feather's travel go-fuck-yourselves, orbulon, chris likes sweden, world of volvo, bird day

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/!

We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

For the final game of 2024 we are completing a promise both in game and in real life by playing The Return of the Obra Dinn (2018). Tied with Ghost Trick for Episode 50 we are finally playing the other game about a time travelling detective. With Feather and Karp enjoying a break this week we invite Hen on to talk about this game with us.

In this Episode: Flubbing intros, Hen is here, Feather and Karp are gone, Insurance, Memento Mortum, Cultural Insensitivity, Big Fork, Crab People, The Second Mate Sucks, The Captain Did It, Video Game Book Club.

~shoutouts zone~ 

https://papersplea.se/

It's holiday season and we decided to be festive and play a holiday game. Unfortunately, The Grinch showed up to steal away all of our joy for the holiday season with this rather miserable movie tie in game!

in this episode: the grink, defining christmas games, stealth pacman, christmas cars, sexy grinch

~shoutouts zone~ 

the grink know your meme 

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/!

We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

Just finished editing this episode! Time to switch from my editing outfit (stylish cyan and blue headphones, soft hoodie with waveform motif, loose cargo pants, audio cables worn as loose necklaces, audio mixer worn on my belt as an accessory, laptop bag, color-coordinated athletic shoes, cropped but fluffy hair) to my copywriting outfit (thick glasses, woven cardigan, quill pin hairclip, cursive-inspired swirl earrings, long soft blue ponytail, letter print dress, practical navy heels)

WAIT MOMO PUT DOWN THE CAMERA I'M STILL CHANGING

In this episode: over-tutorialization, writing chops, genshin, my running around town outfit is different from my running around just-outside-of-town outfit, can we do over meeting for the first time I wasn't dressed nice enough, critically acclaimed mmorpg dress up game FFXIV, getting into dark patterns (and not dark sewing patterns), collectathons, momovision, being too jaded, we are not immune to propaganda.

~shoutouts zone~

Am Bird!

Electrician Nikki says trans rights

This bedroom is so high effort so many girls are going to kiss in here

Feather's current outfit and her ratty running around on rooftops fit

Karp stying it up on stage and an enemy-inspired fit with serious grippers

The first boss is some sort of yassified pufferfish diva

Arknights EP - All hail Savior!

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/!

We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

Headshot x4 [-0.5s] Banger Soundtrack [-0.8s] Sweet Hitmarkers [-0.5s] Solid VO [-0.4s] Neat 2 Hour Runtime [-1.0s] Final Rank: S

I Am Your Beast slaps you in your face and doesn't really stop. It's a perfect two hour shooter, contained perfectly in its runtime. All the speed of Neon White, with none of the anime. It's great. You gotta play it.

In this episode: strange scaffold, cinematic typography (sic), this game is too good to stay on topic, HE'S STICK WIELDING, speedrunning games, pistol hitboxes, the surprise spoiler onion, brevity and hypothetical runtimes, liveplaying the installer of the next game.

~shoutouts zone~

Noodle tells you to play I Am Your Beast

Lovely Planet

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

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We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆

We decided to prove everyone wrong by showing that Netflix Games actually has good games in its library. This is a short and sweet puzzle game that you should download right now because we know that you have a Netflix account anyway. Seriously, Don't sleep on this one.

In this episode: moving the grid, can't pick up anything, stealing Gary's last name, game so demanding it crashes your phone /j, cancel the horse, killing all the birds on twitter, playing a lot of games in a year makes it hard to decide a top 5, huh?

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Our theme music is Glass Half Full by the incredible Cliff, you can find him on Bandcamp!

Want to shout about the episode? Join us in the Infinite Cities Discord!

You can find us on Twitter, and if you want to link to us, you can catch us at https://infinitecities.libsyn.com/!

We are featherwings, willofchris, karpskryparn, and thegaryroby, and we are Infinite Cities. 🌆