Infinite Football

Infinite Football

By Ryan O'Hanlon
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Infinite Football episodes

  • Come Get Your PhD In Euro 2020 Bracketology

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco fill out their full brackets for the Euro 2020 knockout rounds. Will England get past Germany? Could the Netherlands seriously make the final? And who will emerge from the the Quadrant of Death?



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 29 min
  • Euro 2020: Everyone Loves ... Italy?

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss all of the action at Euro 2020. How did Italy become everyone’s favorite team? Will England keep the same starting XI through the rest of the tournament? OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE PAUL POGBA? And lots more!



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    57 min
  • It's the Euro 2020 Goalscorer Draft!

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan and Tom are joined by the original Soccer Don, the world’s preeminent vegan-but-only-for-cleats, Donnie Kwak of Complex. They each draft a team of five goal-scorers for Euro 2020, and the rules are simple: most total goals wins! How high did Karim Benzema go? Did someone actually pick Ferran Torres? Also: YILMAZ? Let us know who you think has the best team.



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 6 min
  • Your Euro 2020/"Copa America"/Summer-Transfer-Window Preview Show

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the upcoming summer of soccer: Who’s gonna win Euro 2020 in 2021? Will anyone win the Copa America? And how many superstars — Messi? Ronaldo? Kane? Sancho? Haaland? — will be swapping teams?



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr
  • Champions League Final Preview: Forget Manchester City and Chelsea. Pray for Fufi.

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco preview the Champions League final between Manchester City and Chelsea for as long as they can until Franco, well, quite frankly just has a complete meltdown on air about Antonio Conte leaving Inter Milan. Note: This episode was recorded before Simone Inzaghi was hired by Inter and Max Allegri was re-hired by Juventus.



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 10 min
  • Is Harry Kane Really Gonna Leave Tottenham?

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the big news out of the Premier League: Harry Kane telling Tottenham he wants to be sold. Will it actually happen? Should it actually happen? Who could buy him? Then, they preview the final weekend of the domestic-soccer season, before concluding with another edition of “#Disrespectful or #AbsolutelySick?”



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 11 min
  • Who Should Be the Premier League's Player of the Year?

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco present their unofficial top-three ballots for the Premier League’s Player of the Year award. How do you define “value” in soccer? Is anyone on Manchester City worthy of the designation? Is it Bruno’s to lose? And wait, what about … Harry Kane?



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 11 min
  • Is Chelsea the Second-Best Team in the World?

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the results from the Champions League semifinals: Where do PSG and Real Madrid go from here? How close is Chelsea to Manchester City? Then Tom laments Arsenal’s exit from the Europa League before Franco waxes poetic about his beloved Inter’s first Serie A title in over a decade.



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    55 min
  • Pep Guardiola Finally Beat His Ultimate Adversary: Luck

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Tom, and Franco discuss the Champions and Europa League semifinals: How fine were the margins between PSG and City? Is Christian Pulisic better than Pelé? Wtf, Roma? And wtf, Arsenal and Villarreal? Then they end with another edition of “#AbsolutelySick or #Disrespectful?” before recounting a ridiculous story from their college-soccer days.



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 8 min
  • In Memoriam: The Super League (2021-2021)

    On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom answer your questions about the pathetic rollout and the hilarious downfall of the short-lived Super League. Who would’ve been the ideal corporate sponsor for this craven enterprise? Is there a way to have a super league that’s actually good for the sport? What problems does European soccer need to solve now? And more!



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit nograssintheclouds.substack.com
    1 hr 27 min

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The true beauty of the beautiful game is that no one really knows that much about it. Ryan O'Hanlon attempts to demystify the world's most popular sport through conversations with various experts and…