A City United. Hail to the new Chief, Nadella, not Wilson. The Future is 30 Years Ago. Your Code Is Bad, and You Should Feel Bad. Statistical Errors, Croatian Style. I Got (new) Music in Me. All Your Hosts are Belong to Us.

Store bought metaphors and organic CPUs. Dance to your happy place. The little app that could. Yuppy apps for Getting Things Planned (and then procrastinating). Email Fail. The Full Stallman, or how to be (marginally) safe on the internets. You have no culture, Nikhil doesn't finish books, and Nick only reads books about books. Larry Ellison is anti-Phasianidae, and your langage is in the Matrix (only if you took the Blue Pill).

An alphabet soup of acronyms and methodologies. Pen and paper isn't so bad. Why Nikhil is obsessed with coffee, and Nick is still confused. The art of warring on steppes of Afroeurasia. Cheap services for cheapskates, and an apple for Snow White (NOW WITH MORE SCIENCE!!).

Coffee on the mind. Our data is better than your science. Coders moonlighting as data scientists (but just to ‘pay for med school’). The government is killing our internet kittens, but not really. Nvidia’s got a new kind of sexxy.

Time Travelers on the Internet, Space Rated Plants, Life Changing Books of 2013, Sounds of Where We're From, Excel and the Beautiful Future of the World, Genomic Pictures, and a Lifetime of Caffeine