INFOCON Status: Green
INFOCON Status: Green—per the ISC Stormcast for Monday, October 6, 2025, the internet threat level sits at normal; keep routine defenses up, patch on schedule, and enjoy this brief lull while the miscreants appear between shenanigans.
Jane Goodall suggested sending Trump, Xi, and others she didn’t like into space
Jane Goodall suggested sending Trump, Xi, and others she didn’t like into space: British primatologist Jane Goodall, who died last week, said in one of her final interviews that she’d gladly load people she didn’t like—naming Donald Trump and China’s Xi Jinping—onto one of Elon Musk’s spaceships and send them into orbit, a wry parting shot that captured her undimmed candor to the end.
Federal authorities charge Chicago woman wounded by Border Patrol and another driver with assault
Federal authorities charge Chicago woman wounded by Border Patrol and another driver with assault: prosecutors say Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz boxed in CBP agents in Broadview, Illinois, on Saturday morning and used their vehicles to strike a CBP SUV. Agents opened fire, wounding Martinez; both now face federal assault charges stemming from the encounter, according to prosecutors.
Trump Proposal Would Restrict Disability Benefits
Trump Proposal Would Restrict Disability Benefits: The administration is preparing rules to make it harder for older Americans to qualify for Social Security disability, part of a broader safety-net overhaul that could push hundreds of thousands off the rolls, the Washington Post reports—because fiscal courage apparently means taking on the disabled before the donors.
Playing Devil’s Advocate
Playing Devil’s Advocate, Kenneth P. Vogel’s forthcoming Devils’ Advocates (William Morrow, Oct. 14, 2025) promises an unsparing tour of Washington’s foreign-lobbying bazaar, where the well-connected rent out their reputations to brutal regimes, corrupt oligarchs, and pitiless arms dealers. With Rudy Giuliani, Hunter Biden, and other marquee insiders in the frame, Vogel spotlights the politically agile and morally flexible—proving once again that in D.C., influence is a profession and ethics is a negotiable expense.
Kash Patel vows justice after DHS agent’s vehicle rammed in Chicago
Kash Patel vows justice after DHS agent’s vehicle rammed in Chicago, as federal authorities say two suspects—Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz—allegedly ambushed federal agents amid widening unrest. DHS described the pair as domestic terrorists; officials say Martinez was armed with a semi-automatic weapon, was struck by defensive fire from CBP agents, treated, and is now in FBI custody, while Ruiz was also apprehended. Patel said both have been charged with assaulting federal officers with a deadly or dangerous weapon. An FBI source said the cases are being handled as assaults on federal officers under Title 18, Section 111(a) and (b). DHS added the scene grew increasingly violent, with additional arrests, and noted two similar car-ramming attempts on ICE officers in the area on Friday led to two more suspects in custody.
China’s Covert Payment Methods for Iranian Oil
China’s Covert Payment Methods for Iranian Oil: With U.S. sanctions turning cash into contraband, Beijing and Tehran are running a barter-style workaround. Iranian crude flows to China; in return, state-backed Chinese firms build infrastructure in Iran. The hidden conduit deepens economic ties between the two U.S. rivals—defying Washington’s isolation push and downgrading “maximum pressure” to “mild inconvenience.”
Netanyahu Casts Gaza Deal as a Personal Victory
Netanyahu casts Gaza deal as a personal victory, taking ample credit this weekend for an emerging plan to free all remaining hostages and end the two-year war in Gaza. But from Jerusalem to Ramallah, the consensus was blunt: President Trump was calling the shots; Netanyahu was just polishing the trophy.