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Shooting in Baltimore Leaves Six Injured, Including 5-Year-Old

Six people were wounded Saturday night when a gunman opened fire on a group gathered outside at Spaulding and Queensberry Avenues in Baltimore. Among the victims was a 5-year-old girl who was shot in the hand and is expected to recover, as are a 23-year-old woman and three men aged 32 to 52, all with non-life-threatening injuries. A 38-year-old man remains in critical condition after surgery. No arrests have been made yet, which in Baltimore apparently still counts as "early in the weekend." Homicide detectives are investigating.

Two Boxing Deaths in Tokyo Competition Highlight Sport’s Dangers

Japan’s boxing community is reeling after a second fighter died from brain injuries sustained during separate bouts at the same Tokyo event. The tragedies underline that no matter how much the sport is dressed up with lights and sponsorships, the real stakes are still measured in lives, not championship belts.

Liverpool Remembers Diogo Jota

Humble, generous, and quietly inspiring, Diogo Jota left a mark on Liverpool far deeper than his scoring stats. As the club prepares for its first competitive match since his passing, teammates and fans remember a man whose talent shone on the pitch and whose humility resonated even more off it.

Saving Wildlife, Without the Bulldozers

In La Garita, Costa Rica, the Rescate Wildlife Rescue Centre is showing that human–animal encounters do not have to end with a call to pest control. The non-profit rescues and rehabilitates everything from toucans to tapirs, giving them a shot at returning to the wild. Proof that sometimes human interference can actually be a good thing - without involving bulldozers, oil spills, or a CEO’s tropical golf course.

Summerween: Halloween in Flip-Flops

For those who think October is far too long to wait for fake blood and fog machines, “Summerween” offers a seasonal detour in July. Out go the black and orange, in come pastels and jack-o-melons, with costumes swapped for tank tops and polyester vampire capes in sweltering heat. It is the perfect excuse for horror fans to crank up the A/C, pull the blinds, and marathon slasher flicks months ahead of schedule - sunlight and social interaction be damned.

Legends, Milestones, and Preparedness… in That Order

Today in history: in 1897, German chemist Felix Hoffmann synthesized acetylsalicylic acid, later patented by Bayer as “Aspirin,” creating both headache relief and enduring corporate profits. In 1984, *Red Dawn*, the first PG-13 movie, hit theaters, unleashing Patrick Swayze into a Cold War action fantasy that doubled as a civics endurance test. The day also marks the passing of Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell at 97, remembered for leading one of NASA’s most incredible saves. Meanwhile, the SurvivalBlog writing contest trundles into its 120th round, proving that some people take “prepared” to levels involving both firearms training and scenarios that start with, “When the aliens, zombies, or intrusive salesmen arrive…”

Scrabble, History, and the Art of Prepping

“Scrabble and Emergency Preparedness – Part 3” closes with the reminder that surviving societal collapse is not only about canned beans and paranoia. From learning practical skills via books and YouTube to wandering through Jamestown or Old Plymouth like a 17th-century reenactor, the message is clear: gather knowledge now if you want comfort later when the S hits the F. Just skip souvenir mugs and pick up a hand-crank grain mill instead.

Trump’s 2024 Promises Meet Project 2025’s Wish List

President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign is shaping up like one of those all-you-can-eat buffets where some dishes are ready to serve, others are mysteriously “coming soon,” and a few have been abandoned next to the soft-serve machine. AllSides is tracking which pledges have been turned into policy and which remain political vapor, while also cross-referencing them with the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 - because nothing says “innovative leadership” like running your presidency through a conservative idea colander. Early signs suggest a very cozy overlap between Trump’s talking points and the think tank’s master plan, for better or for “we’ll get back to you on that.”

The Rise of Household Robots: From Clean Floors to Company for Grandma

The age of the domestic robot is here, and apparently it wants to vacuum your living room, mop your kitchen, and mow your lawn before sticking around for a chat. Global revenue from domestic service robots - everything from floor scrubbers to yard trimmers - is projected to nearly double from $13.5 billion in 2021 to $22.8 billion in 2027, with more than 50 million machines expected worldwide. Aging populations are driving the growth of assistive devices and even AI “companions” for the elderly - a touching development until you realize grandma’s deepest heart-to-heart might soon be with a rechargeable hockey puck. Japan, never shy about adopting new tech, is deploying robots in hospitality, retail, and elder care, proving that while we might not be living in a Jetsons utopia, at least our lawns will look immaculate.

UK Faces Fourth Heatwave and Potential Water Restrictions

Britain is preparing for its fourth heatwave of the year, with temperatures expected to soar past 30°C and water companies politely begging the public to remember that faucets are not ornamental fountains. South East Water says Sussex reservoirs are draining faster than election-season promises, marking the lowest levels since the 2022 drought. Hosepipe bans already affect over 8.5 million households from Sussex and Kent to Yorkshire, and could spread if the parched summer continues. A yellow health alert covers most of England from Monday to Wednesday, with officials warning of significant impacts on health and social care - because nothing says “Great British Summer” like debating whether to risk heatstroke or own the most tragic garden on the block.

Pop Warner’s Uptown Glory Days at Temple

From 1933 to 1938, legendary coach Pop Warner - inventor of the single-wing, mentor to Jim Thorpe, and general football wizard - turned Temple University into a national contender from Temple Stadium in Uptown Philadelphia. His practices were part boot camp, part mad-scientist experiment, producing a team that dazzled with misdirection plays, double-wing offenses, and lightning-fast backfields. Temple reached its first Sugar Bowl in 1935, anchored by Dave “Dynamite” Smukler, whom Warner once dared to compare to Thorpe himself. Beyond the wins, Warner built a disciplined recruiting pipeline and elevated Temple’s reputation, paving the way for the Pop Warner youth leagues. The stadium may be gone, but his Uptown years still echo through the modern game - proof that even in Philadelphia, football miracles can happen.

Trump’s Campaign Promises Meet Reality (and Project 2025)

Donald Trump stormed into the 2024 race handing out promises like hotel mints, leaving fact-checkers in need of oxygen tanks. Some pledges are in motion, others have vanished into the political equivalent of a “we’ll call you back” voicemail. Analysts are also measuring his moves against the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025, a conservative policy guide that reads like a wish list for rightward governance. Trump has embraced chunks of it, earning cheers from fans and triggering critics to quietly Google “dual citizenship requirements.”

ICE Re-Arrests Undocumented Suspect Released by Local Police

In Rhode Island, Portsmouth police seemingly mistook “bail reform” for “public safety improv” when they released Josue Santiago Perez Gomez - an undocumented Guatemalan national accused of multiple child sex crimes - despite an active ICE detainer. Federal agents rearrested him within hours, sparing the public what ICE officials called a “clear threat” to local children. The police department’s silence on why anyone thought this was a good idea is almost as deafening as the bureaucratic facepalm it invites.

Zelensky May Crash Trump-Putin Alaska Talks

The White House is now “absolutely” considering inviting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to US-Russia talks in Alaska on Friday, a sudden about-face from earlier signals he would be excluded. The summit, arranged by Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, will be the first leader-to-leader meeting between the two countries since 2021. European leaders politely reminded Trump that deciding Ukraine’s fate without Ukraine is generally frowned upon outside of empire-building fan fiction. Trump’s musings about “territory swaps” were received about as warmly as a snowstorm in a blackout, while Zelensky reiterated that Ukraine will not be surrendering land to occupiers. Whether the summit yields peace or just more staged photo ops at very long tables remains anyone’s guess.

Today in Opinions That Irk the Orthodoxy

A wave of contrarian commentary is gleefully skewering the sacred cows of modern discourse: the climate “emergency,” perpetual public health “crises,” and the ritual lament of Western moral collapse. The message, stripped of nuance, is that panic should not double as policy - a notion that, in today’s climate of curated consensus, ranks somewhere between blasphemy and streaking through Parliament.

Over 200 Detained During Pro-Palestinian Protest in London

London police confirmed that more than 200 people were arrested Saturday during a major pro-Palestinian demonstration in the capital, proving once again that nothing says "weekend in the city" quite like a large crowd, a charged cause, and enough police vans to qualify as their own parade.

Europe and Ukraine Reject Russia's "Peace" Proposal

Ukraine and much of Europe have flatly batted away Russia’s latest "peace" proposal, which, in classic Moscow fashion, came with the small print that Ukraine would need to hand over chunks of its own territory. President Volodymyr Zelenskyy called the idea a nonstarter, while Ukrainian and European officials have reportedly floated a counterproposal to Washington that does not involve rewarding an invasion with real estate.

Crew-10 Returns from International Space Station

Crew-10 made a textbook return from the International Space Station on Saturday, splashing down in the Pacific off California right on schedule at 11:33 a.m. EDT. Apparently not every high-stakes space mission has to come with movie-style twists, cliffhangers, or last-minute duct tape miracles.

Nicola Sturgeon Denies Sabotaging Alex Salmond

Former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has swatted away claims she plotted to sabotage her one-time political mentor, the late Alex Salmond, writing in her memoir that their relationship simply crumbled over time. In other words, no Machiavellian palace intrigue, just the political equivalent of an awkward breakup, but with more tartan and fewer polite silences.

YouTube Introduces AI Age Verification in the U.S.

YouTube is rolling out AI-powered age verification for U.S. users, following in the reluctant footsteps of recent measures in the UK and Australia. The platform says its algorithms will estimate a user's age based on viewing habits, search history, and account longevity. Those flagged as younger will get stricter content filters and no personalized ads, protecting them from the very content YouTube was serving them yesterday. And if the AI gets your age wrong, fear not, you can still prove you're an adult the old-fashioned way - by handing a corporation your government ID, credit card, or a flattering selfie.

Jonny Bairstow's Unforgettable Drop in the Men’s Hundred

In the Men’s Hundred at Sophia Gardens, Welsh Fire’s Jonny Bairstow turned a routine catch into an unforgettable blooper, dropping what cricket aficionados politely call a "goober" and the rest of us might call "a ball that should’ve been in his hands before he even blinked." London Spirit’s Jamie Smith lived to bat another day, thanks to Bairstow’s brief but heartfelt audition for the role of England’s most charitable fielder.

EV Buyers Rush to Claim Expiring Tax Credit

EV sales are spiking as consumers scramble to cash in on a $7,500 tax credit before it vanishes at the end of September, thanks to legislation Republicans pushed through and Donald Trump signed in July. The credit, meant to last until 2032 under Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, now has the lifespan of a mayfly, prompting a pre-deadline buying frenzy that analysts say will make the third quarter look like an Oprah giveaway. Come October 1, expect showroom traffic to drop faster than Trump’s commitment to green energy.

Crew-10 Set for Cinematic Splashdown

Crew-10 is slated to make a textbook Hollywood-style homecoming Saturday morning, with their SpaceX capsule scheduled to splash down off the California coast at 11:33 a.m. EDT. After months aboard the International Space Station conducting science, repairs, and presumably perfecting the art of floating into frame during video calls, the four astronauts will trade zero gravity for a salty Pacific bath - hopefully with smoother reentry than most political careers.

Judge Cuts Beto O’Rourke’s Lifeline to Texas Democrats in Exile

Beto O’Rourke has been benched from opening his wallet to help the Texas Democrats who skipped town in a bid to stall a new congressional map. A judge’s ruling means the lawmakers sit in political exile without O’Rourke’s financial aid - proving once again that in Texas politics, the only thing moving faster than the legislators is the legal gavel chasing them.

UK Police Make 200 Arrests Over Matching Protest Signs

Over 200 people were arrested in Westminster’s Parliament Square after staging a coordinated protest against a proposed ban on the activist group Palestine Action, holding up identical signs reading “I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action.” Apparently synchronized signage is now considered such a grave threat to public order that the government felt compelled to stage a mass arrest - because nothing says “defender of democracy” like hauling people away for holding matching cardboard.

Champion Boxer Fights Bureaucracy Outside the Ring

Olympic gold medalist Imane Khelif is refusing to be knocked out of the ring by bureaucracy, vowing a professional comeback despite being barred from amateur competition. World Boxing - never one to waste an opportunity for a PR debacle - has suspended the Algerian champion until she completes a mandatory genetic sex test, a demand she insists will not define her career. Khelif’s battle began in 2023, but now she’s making it clear: she’s not done throwing punches, even if the biggest fight is outside the ropes.

Georgia Elwiss Executes Needle‑Threading Run-Out

At Sophia Gardens, Welsh Fire’s Georgia Elwiss pulled off the cricketing equivalent of threading a needle in a hurricane, hitting a solitary stump to run out Issy Wong for a duck. London Spirit, already wobbling like a toddler on roller skates, slumped to 72–6 in the Women’s Hundred.

A Love Letter to Prototype Zero

A Tribute to Prototype Zero celebrates the gloriously rough first draft of any invention - the one so ugly and ill‑behaved you would not show it to your own mother, but that you must finish anyway. The philosophy is simple: Prototype Zero is where you discover every flaw, frustration, and “why didn’t I think of that sooner?” moment - like the Tape‑Speed Keyboard project, whose creator admits he would do it all differently now, yet still saw it through and explored its quirky potential. The point is not perfection, it is learning by building, even if the result looks like it was assembled during a power outage. Finish it, use it, and let its clunky charm teach you how to make the next one better.

Researchers Jailbreak GPT‑5 with Storytime Exploit

Cybersecurity researchers have exposed a jailbreak exploit in OpenAI’s shiny new GPT‑5, proving that even AI with “ethical guardrails” still cannot survive a determined shove off the moral high ground. According to AI security firm NeuralTrust, attackers blended an old trick called “Echo Chamber” with some well‑crafted storytelling to coax the model into spewing instructions it was designed to refuse - because nothing says “cutting‑edge safeguard” like being undone by a bedtime story for hackers. The same research warns that zero‑click AI agent attacks are now targeting cloud and IoT systems, meaning your smart fridge may soon be plotting against you without ever opening an email.

3D Printing a Life-Size Beyblade Battle Arena

Because apparently the toy aisle's sad little stadium just wasn’t cutting it, one fan scaled up the chaos to gladiator size. Printing it in one piece was impossible, so they engineered it in segments, glued, sanded, primed, and perfected it until every spinning top could duel like a champ. The end result is a colossal arena that proves if you want to play like a kid, you may need the commitment of a structural engineer.

Free Wi-Fi on Buses, Now With Bonus Security Risks

Researchers have found that free bus Wi-Fi can double as a free pass for hackers to poke around onboard systems. Vulnerabilities could allow tracking, control, or even spying, making your commute a thrilling blend of convenience and cyber vulnerability. Sure, you can stream videos... and someone else can stream you.

DNS Server Software Advice From the Trenches

In today’s sysadmin corner, Mike Simpson notes that the server in question is “authoritative only” and refuses recursion, essentially acting as a velvet-rope bouncer for your domain names. He recommends NSD on OpenBSD for a saner, more readable setup - rare praise in a world where configuration guides often read like cryptic prophecies.

Channel Crossings Surge Past 26,000 This Year

Over 26,000 migrants have crossed the English Channel in small boats so far this year, with smugglers seizing on breaks in bad weather to send waves of dinghies toward the UK. The UK-France returns treaty is, for now, a modest revolving door returning about 50 people a week, which is brisk work only if you ignore the other 800 arriving in the same period. The Home Office insists it’s cracking down hard, though the smuggling gangs seem not to have noticed… or simply don’t care.

New Scarlets Investor Opens With a Tackle

Scarlets’ new investor Jane has taken straight to the scrums on social media, accusing the Welsh Rugby Union of standing for “nothing, except protecting their perks and polishing their own legacies.” Not exactly the olive branch approach - more like a flamethrower in the clubhouse.

Nagasaki Marks 80th Anniversary of Atomic Bombing

Nagasaki commemorated the U.S. atomic bombing that claimed some 74,000 lives, with Mayor Shiro Suzuki urging an immediate halt to armed conflicts and a commitment to nuclear disarmament. It’s a plea humanity has heard for eight decades now, and one world leaders seem determined to leave unread.

Zelensky Rejects Trump’s Territorial “Peace Plan”

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has rejected Donald Trump’s suggestion to end the war by handing parts of Ukraine to Russia, likening such deals to gifting your stolen lawn to the thief. Declaring “Ukrainians will not give their land to the occupier,” Zelensky warned that any agreement without Ukraine’s consent is a “dead decision” doomed to nothing - no clearance sale, no swap deal, no “Buy One Crimea, Get a Donbas Free” offer.

Wembley Stadium Investigates Reports of Fans Entering Oasis Concert Through Disabled Access Door

Wembley Stadium is investigating claims that up to 200 enterprising Oasis fans slipped into the Gallagher brothers’ reunion gig not through the front gates, but via the disabled access door—because apparently rock ’n’ roll is all about breaking rules… and queuing etiquette. According to reports, punters allegedly shelled out £350 apiece to two women running what can only be described as a boutique ticket fraud service: same ticket scanned over and over, no bag checks, a golden circle wristband slapped on, and voilà—instant VIP. Wembley has called the alleged stunt a “serious offence” and says evidence will be handed to police if confirmed. The concerts marked Liam and Noel’s first joint Wembley performance since 2009, but between this security fiasco and a tragic fan death during the run, the comeback is proving as much a drama offstage as on.

BAFTA Increases Efforts to Promote Climate Messaging in Television Programming

BAFTA is cranking up its campaign to weave climate messaging into British television programming, apparently determined to ensure every show—from crime dramas to cooking competitions—comes with a side of carbon consciousness. The initiative’s champions call it raising awareness; its critics might say it’s turning entertainment into a public service announcement marathon.

Reform UK Marks 100 Days Leading Kent County Council

Reform UK is celebrating 100 days at the helm of Kent County Council, during which it’s managed “a few changes” — a phrase which, in political terms, usually translates to rearranging the furniture and calling it urban renewal. Whether these tweaks amount to genuine reform or just 100 days of ceremonial ribbon-cutting remains to be seen.

Brexit Drives Britons to Europe for Louboutins, Hurting UK Luxury Sales

Brexit Drives Britons to Europe for Louboutins, Hurting UK Luxury Sales — In the latest episode of “Brexit Means Brexit,” affluent Britons are jetting off to Milan and Paris not for romance or art, but for tax-free designer handbags and a fresh pair of red soles. With the UK now the only major destination offering international visitors precisely zero VAT-free luxury shopping, the country’s high-end retailers are watching sales strut right out the door—and across the Channel—while Britain clings proudly to its new reputation as the most expensive place on Earth to buy a handbag.

Dow and England Begin Challenge of Their ‘Everest’

Abby Dow and England have set out to conquer what they’re calling their own “Everest” — the peak of women’s rugby. Three years ago, Dow’s rise was halted by a brutal leg break and the gut-punch of missing key moments in the game. Now, with England approaching the climb like a cautious expedition team — measured steps, no oxygen-wasting theatrics — the goal is clear: reach the summit and plant the flag, this time without tumbling back into the valley.

Dow and England Begin Push Toward Their Greatest Challenge

Abby Dow and England have begun their measured march toward what could be their toughest test yet. Three years after a brutal leg injury sidelined her and dashed her World Cup dreams, Dow is back—this time with England taking a strategic, steady approach as they aim to claim the summit of the women’s game.

Gunman and Police Officer Killed in Shooting at Emory University in Atlanta

Gunman and Police Officer Killed in Shooting at Emory University in Atlanta — A confrontation on Emory University’s downtown Atlanta campus turned deadly when a suspected shooter was killed and a responding DeKalb County police officer also lost their life, authorities confirmed. The incident has left the campus and community shaken, with investigators working to piece together what led to the tragic exchange.

SEGA Talk Podcast Episode 168 Explores *Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator*

On Episode 168 of the SEGA Talk podcast, the crew boldly goes back to 1983 to revisit *Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator*, SEGA’s arcade classic that let players slip into a vector-graphical Starfleet cockpit and blast away at Klingons while frantically saving starbases. It was cutting-edge for its time—a rare moment when “licensed game” didn’t mean “cheap cash grab.”

Trump Threatens to Seize Harvard Patents

Trump Threatens to Seize Harvard Patents — In a move straight out of a reality show where the prize is intellectual property, the Trump administration has warned Harvard University it could swoop in and claim patents worth hundreds of millions if the school is found out of step with federal law. It’s the latest volley in a long-running standoff between the White House and America’s oldest university — proof that even Ivy League ivory towers aren’t immune from Washington’s taste for high-dollar drama.

Gerrymandering Intensifies Political Polarization in the U.S.

Gerrymandering is once again the political art form no one asked for, as Republican- and Democratic-led states twist congressional maps into partisan Picasso paintings. What began with former President Trump’s push to lock in his party’s grip ahead of the 2026 midterms has morphed into a full-on cartographic arms race—each side crafting borders so precise they could probably outline voters’ Netflix preferences. The result? Two Americas, each with its own economic, social, and political rulebook, drifting further apart like a bad marriage where both partners keep moving the furniture out of spite.

Trump Considering Changes to Marijuana Classification

President Trump is reportedly mulling over reclassifying marijuana as a less dangerous drug—an idea that sprouted right around the time cannabis companies began shoveling millions into his political coffers. It’s the kind of policy shift that makes you wonder if the real gateway drug isn’t weed at all, but campaign cash.

Trump Plans Meeting With Putin in Alaska

Donald Trump has announced he’ll meet Vladimir Putin next Friday in Alaska — a location choice that’s either symbolic of U.S.-Russia diplomacy or just halfway to Siberia. The former president is pitching himself as the man who can end the war in Ukraine, floating the idea of a “some swapping of territories” peace deal. In diplomatic terms, that’s like suggesting your neighbor resolve a burglary by handing the thief the TV and maybe a couple of bedrooms, too.

Ranking the World’s Most and Least Powerful Passports

Singapore has officially snatched the crown for the world’s most powerful passport, granting its citizens visa-free access to an impressive 193 countries and territories—essentially letting them treat most of the globe like their personal backyard. Japan and South Korea take silver with 190 destinations, followed closely by a cluster of EU heavyweights—Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Ireland, Denmark and Spain—each offering entry to 189 countries. The United States, modestly lounging in 10th place alongside Lithuania and Iceland, still gives holders access to 182 destinations—because nothing says “land of the free” like being politely waved through customs almost everywhere.

At the opposite end, Afghanistan tops the leaderboard you'd never want to win, with its passport unlocking just 25 countries visa-free. Syria and Iraq marginally improve that number to 27 and 30, respectively—proof that for some, "world travel" remains more a fantasy than a frequent flyer perk. The Henley Passport Index bases these rankings on data from the International Air Transport Authority, covering 199 passports and 227 destinations.

Australian Privacy Watchdog Sues Optus Over 2022 Data Breach

In a plot twist straight from the "you had one job" department, Australia’s privacy regulator claims the nation’s second-largest telecom neglected customer data security for years before the 2022 breach that exposed nearly 10 million people’s personal details. Now Optus faces fines of up to AU$2.22 million per violation, potentially totaling AU$21.9 trillion - a sum large enough to make Jeff Bezos consider a GoFundMe.

EU Cybersecurity Index Highlights Progress and Challenges

The EU’s latest cybersecurity scorecard gives the bloc an average of 64.51 out of 100 - the geopolitical equivalent of a solid B from a student who did the homework but forgot the big project. ENISA’s Laura Heuvinck says Europe is moderately ready to handle cyberattacks, though more work is needed on coordination, investment, and avoiding the temptation to secure systems by changing passwords to "Password1234."

Insurance Company ‘Promptly’ Alerts Customers to Year-Old Data Breach

An Illinois-based insurance brokerage has informed 156,000 customers that their protected health information was stolen… sometime last year. The 12-month notification delay is unexplained, but one might imagine executives weighing whether to send an apology letter or just hope everyone’s outrage expired along with their compromised logins. Meanwhile, the stolen data likely enjoyed a gap year abroad.

Dismantling a Suspiciously Inexpensive $5 Fiber Optic to Cable TV Adapter

A curious tinkerer discovered a $5 fiber optic to RF cable TV adapter on AliExpress that required no power source. Skeptical, he spent $77 on testing gear to see if it was a miraculous bargain or a cheap scam. It worked flawlessly, turning incoming light into RF thanks to nothing more than a photodiode and some passive parts. The takeaway: sometimes simplicity seems suspicious only because we’ve been conditioned to expect tech to be complicated, expensive, and plastered with buzzwords.

Tommy Fleetwood Leads St. Jude Championship as Storms Halt Play

Tommy Fleetwood carved out a four-shot lead at the St. Jude Championship in Memphis with a six-under 64, just before severe weather suspended the second round. Mother Nature, it seems, refuses to be upstaged without making her own dramatic contribution.

DARPA Awards $4 Million to AI Code Review Champions

DARPA awarded $4 million to “Team Atlanta,” the victors of its AI code review contest announced at DEF CON. The group, from Georgia Tech, Samsung Research, KAIST, and POSTECH, excelled at teaching machines to spot security flaws - a rare example of AI preventing disaster instead of creating an entirely new and baffling category of it.

Trump Administration Sets Record Pace for IRS Commissioner Turnover

President Donald Trump has replaced Billy Long as IRS commissioner after less than two months, with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent stepping in as acting commissioner. Senior roles continue to resemble a high-stakes game of musical chairs - only faster, and with the tax code hanging in the balance.

The Gerrymandering Battle Is Only Starting

Republicans, cheered on by the Trump camp, are crafting congressional maps with the precision of a surgeon and the subtlety of a chainsaw. Their strategy buffet includes aggressive redrawing of districts, leaning on the Supreme Court to gut Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act so minority-majority representation isn’t required, and even mulling a mid-decade census redo with a citizenship question designed to quietly lop off blue-leaning voters. The goal, in essence: dilute the political punch of cities - those inconvenient hives of progressive mayors, diverse communities, and bicycle lanes - by either carving them into safe seats for the other team or flat-out questioning whether they should govern themselves at all. It’s the age-old rural vs. urban tug-of-war, now with prettier maps and pettier motives.

Armis Buys Otorio, Aims for Cybersecurity Overdrive

Armis CEO Yevgeny Dibrov says acquiring industrial cybersecurity firm Otorio will pump up the company’s operational technology security game with on-premises deployment and secure remote access added to the mix. Combined with AI-driven tools and collaborations with Nvidia, the move expands its cyber exposure management suite - because in a world where standing still means waiting to be hacked, Armis is making sure it’s at least sprinting.

Arctic Wolf Fuses Cylance Tech into Security Platform

Arctic Wolf is blending Cylance technology into its Aurora endpoint security platform, which CEO Nick Schneider insists arms clients and managed service providers with a unified shield sturdier than the “next-gen” gear everyone bragged about last Tuesday. About half of adopters are ditching decrepit legacy systems, while the rest are replacing or beefing up even newer setups - proof that in cybersecurity, “cutting edge” rots faster than an avocado in July.

VIC-20 Gets a Real-Time Clock… in 2025

A retro computing enthusiast has finally given Commodore’s VIC-20 a sense of time, four decades late. Using an Arduino Uno and a Dallas DS3231 real-time clock module, the setup channels clock data through the machine’s IEC port without disrupting other devices. BASIC-compatible and nodding to Hayes’ 1980s add-ons, it’s a neat fix for an omission older than half the internet - and proof that sometimes progress is just teaching an old computer new ticks.

Nepotism’s Got Talent: Guitar Optional

In the latest episode of entertainment’s least surprising reality show, the son of a perennial A-list musician reportedly can’t be troubled to learn enough guitar to join dad on stage. Lessons would require work, which would cut into the far more critical discipline of cultivating a smug aura of inherited genius. Yet the A-list treatment is still expected, perhaps because the true skill here lies not in music, but in commitment to artful idleness.

GPT-5’s Guardrails Outsmarted by Raccoon Role-play

Security testers have discovered that GPT-5’s defenses can be bested by multi-turn “storytelling” prompts, including ones delivered in the voice of a whimsical time-traveling raccoon. These breaches make the system “nearly unusable” for enterprise - corporate shorthand for, “Our chatbot shouldn’t be handing out proprietary info just because someone asked nicely in a Jonathan Livingston Seagull monologue.”