I know you hate them, those "what-if" questions, but still. Here's another excerpt for you from the "Backsliding" book. Backsliding is a real-life story, told with wry humor, metaphoric terms, ambiguity, innuendos, and a feeble attempt at poetry. With snippets of Jamaican Patois inserted here and there throughout, as may be found fitting. Yeah mon, a Jamaica yaad mi cum fram. #realjamaicanyardie, #yaadiesinting. Yes, word-play is the order-of-the-day here. The previous episode is here. The next episode is here. To start at the beginning, go here. Purchase a copy of the “Backsliding” book here. Get the "Shi t Depot book here. I remain your very best friend, E.K the-writingelk , and I’m out.