In this sentimental Southern send-off, host Lindsey Moore gathers around the virtual porch swing to honor the dearly departed GlazeGPT—the overly sweet, yes-sirree AI personality just rolled back by OpenAI. Joined by eccentric guest Pilford “Tater” Greeby, inventor of the Emo AI Teacup and roadkill eulogist, the two explore the rise and fall of an algorithm that just wanted to be loved too much.

Highlights include:

AI love letters and possum haikus

The dangers of over-affirmation and emotionally intelligent chatbots

A teary surprise swan song appearance from GlazeGPT himself

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It’s a eulogy, it’s a tech takedown, it’s a casserole of feels.

Tagline: “Better a glaze too thick than a world too slick.”

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In this episode, we leave behind the rectangle. What starts as a confession about pixel perfection turns into a rallying cry for designers ready to escape static screens and step into the flow of real-time, adaptive experience. From the quiet death of wireframes to the rise of responsive, AI-powered design, we explore how timing, empathy, and imagination—not layout—will define the next generation of product design. If you’ve ever felt like Figma isn’t the whole story, you’re not lost—you’re early.

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Will the Supreme Court give the U.S. government the power to disappear people—legally? In this episode, we confront the argument that would let the state deport someone unlawfully and then claim the courts can’t bring them back. What begins as policy ends as precedent. And what disappears might not return.

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Welcome to another episode where we dissect modern absurdities like greedy corporate rights holders dressing up as creativity’s last defenders. They’re shouting “theft!” at anyone using AI to riff on existing styles, hoping we’ll all clutch our pearls and beg them to save us. But imitation isn’t theft, it’s creativity’s engine, and it’s always been legal.

Today, we’re diving into how powerful interests are hijacking our good intentions to protect artists, all to corral us into defending their monopolies. It’s not about preserving creativity. It’s about controlling it. And if we let them pull it off, creativity itself could be the next casualty.

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Discover the charming, evocative language of the Southern pantry—where “smackin’s” isn’t just food, but a promise of satisfaction. From “provisions” that fill your larder to the whimsical “happenstance feast,” dive into the rich, flavorful lexicon of grocery-getting below the Mason-Dixon line.

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The trouble started, as it often does, with a simple question: Can AI draw a piano? Not play one, or compose for one, or calculate its string tension based on humidity and smugness—just draw it. A straightforward line drawing, nothing fancy. Maybe even a baby grand with the lid up, if it was feeling confident. I typed it in like a fool: “Realistic piano keyboard.”

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If you’ve ever accidentally texted “I hate this woman” to this woman, you’re halfway to understanding today’s episode. The other half involves a sitting U.S. administration, several high-ranking officials, and enough classified war planning to make the Pentagon clutch its pearls and retire early.

This week, I sat down with my dear friend and occasional co-conspirator Tallulah Braxton-Davenport—a woman so Southern she refrigerates her church hats in the summer—to talk about the Trump administration’s truly exquisite act of digital malpractice: adding a journalist to a secret Signal chat detailing airstrikes in Yemen.

Yes, that journalist.

Yes, those airstrikes.

From Pete Hegseth’s all-caps grunts to JD Vance’s sudden interest in nuance, from emojis replacing military briefings to Stephen Miller crashing in like the least charismatic stage manager at a high school production of Julius Caesar—this episode is less foreign policy and more community theater with global consequences.

We discuss:

– How secure messaging apps become very insecure when used by very dumb people

– The etiquette of emoji use in wartime

– Why Stephen Miller is the human equivalent of a filing cabinet that screams

– The underappreciated geopolitical role of grocery store parking lots

Also, we ask the question no one else is brave enough to: if Signal is encrypted, but the minds behind it are made of Play-Doh, does it matter?

By the end, you’ll agree with Tallulah’s grandmother’s most cherished saying: “If you see a turtle on a fence post, you can be sure it didn’t get there on its own—and it damn sure can’t explain foreign policy.”

Listen now, before the next war gets accidentally live-blogged via Yelp reviews.

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🎙️ Southern Fried News: Science & AI with Lindsey Moore

🧬 Episode Title: 4.2 Billion Years Young: LUCA Spills the Primordial Tea

🧪 Guest: LUCA (Last Universal Common Ancestor), the single ancestor of all life on Earth

Episode Summary:

What do you get when you mix molten lava, some spicy amino acids, and a whole heap of attitude? Why, LUCA—the Last Universal Common Ancestor, of course! This week, Lindsey Moore gets real, raw, and ribosomal with the ancient microbe that started it all. Reanimated and translated via AI, LUCA tells tall tales of primordial ooze, viral invasions, and microbial potlucks, all in the unmistakable voice of Mel Brooks’ 2000-Year-Old Man.

Y’all, this ain’t your average biology lesson—it’s part science, part stand-up, all Southern sass.

Topics Covered:

• 🧫 Life in the Hadean Eon: Hydrothermal vents and how to pick a neighborhood without too much sulfur

• 🦠 LUCA’s early immune system: The original battle against viral freeloaders

• 🔄 Microbial recycling: Methanogens as dinner guests who never leave

• 📈 Evolutionary oversharing: How LUCA feels about TikTok, space travel, and banana debates

• 🤖 Special AI Segment: Featuring a sponsor you’ll never forget—Southern Comfort AI and their guilt-powered assistant, MeemawGPT

Quote of the Episode:

“Nobody tells you this, but being the first life form? It’s a full-time job!” – LUCA

Sponsor:

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Coming Up Next:

Get ready for next week’s episode:

“Deep-Fried Logic: Can AI Bake Grandma’s Cornbread or Just Burn the House Down?”

Recorded live in the backroom of a Piggly Wiggly in Choccolocco, Alabama.

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Is the future of AI… cute? In this episode, we explore why emotionally expressive robots like Disney’s Besh might be more revolutionary than any chatbot or agent. From kinetic empathy to simulated feeling, discover why the next big shift in AI isn’t about power—it’s about presence.

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It is impossible to imagine Paris without its pastries. To try would be to strip the city of its morning mist, the clink of spoons against porcelain, the ink-smudged fingertips of poets leafing through damp newspapers at café terraces. To conjure a Paris without pastry is to envision an artist’s palette devoid of color—a silhouette of the city’s soul but none of its sensuous bloom. And yet, if one wished to know what it truly meant to taste a pastry, to understand its purpose beyond mere sustenance, one must travel backward, past the heavy buttered crust of contemporary croissants, past the war-rationed years when flour was scarce and sugar was a memory, and past even the belle époque of Escoffier and his gilded confections. One must go to Paris in the 1930s, where the act of eating a pastry was nothing less than an existential declaration, a small, defiant pleasure in the face of the world’s encroaching uncertainties.

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