JOKE
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it’s a $1. That’s inflation for you.
GRATEFULNESS
- I am grateful for some nicer than reported weather – it’ll be in the 70s this weekend
- I am grateful for my breakfast routine – it is a true routine – the same food every weekday morning – and I do not. I don’t have to decide, wonder if we have something. It is fast, well balanced albeit with a few more chemicals than I would like
- I am grateful that baseball has returned – there is something about the pace and I can’t wait until I can hear Uecker call a game this summer on a crackly AM signal
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
- Actor Steven Seagal is 72.
- Singer Terre Roche of The Roches is 71.
- Actor Peter MacNicol (“Numb3rs,” ″Ally McBeal”) is 70.
- Actor Olivia Brown (“Miami Vice”) is 67.
- Bassist Steven Gustafson of 10,000 Maniacs is 67.
- Singer-producer Babyface is 66.
- Musician Brian Setzer (Stray Cats) is 65.
- Singer Katrina Leskanich of Katrina and the Waves is 64.
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ENTERTAINMENT AND NON-POLITICAL HEADLINES
- Billy Dee Williams Defends Actors Wearing Blackface
- Kirsten Dunst says husband Jesse Plemons filmed chilling ‘Civil War’ scene as a favor: ‘Nobody wants to play a role like that’
- Gwen Stefani Addresses Blake Shelton Divorce Rumors
- Alec Baldwin lost control on ‘Rust’ set and lied about his actions, prosecutors say
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THE GOOD NEWS
US Scientists Are Preparing to Launch a Gas Station Into Space
A spacecraft is being built that could orbit the Earth and aid other ships that need a refuel—extending their missions.
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WHAT’S EATING CALE
The New Model Waiting Game
The secrecy around new releases like phones and cars is infuriating. Its a game of we don’t want you to wait so we are not going to give details, but you’re gonna wanna wait cause its awesome. And that game sucks for consumers.
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