INSANITEA

Episode 24 people, she's a doozy. Christie is about to absolutely ruin national parks for you, for life. Yellowstone? Don't know her. Grand Canyon? Never heard of her. Don't say we didn't warn you. Hallie has to explain...We don't even know why this has to be explained... CANNIBALISM I'SNT HOT: WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU, ARMIE HAMMER!!!!!!!!!! Guy's got some real demons. Hallie dives into this absolutely bizarre story that goes from BDSM fantasy to murder mystery REAL QUIKKKK. Seatbelts on for this adult episode ok...and remember, the following matters.

THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID! Episode 23 hot off the press. The gals are back and there is no shortage of expected tomfoolery whilst giving a 2021 recap of events thus far. It is absolutely imperative that we discuss just HOW advance artificial intelligence has gotten while we have been distracted by nominal things as a society. We are basically living the start of I am Legend. (Hallie references iRobot, and YES that is a Roomba product not the movie, but you get the gist). Gen Z is continuing to start beef with its elder generations and Elon Musk aka Science Daddy will inevitably save us from our own destruction. Let's begin....and always remember, the following matters

Happy tea Tuesday everybody! The gals are alive and well with episode 22. Hallie takes us on a trip back to Russia for a cold case turned conspiracy that is STILL NOT SOLVED. Aliens? Cannibals? Witchcraft? All the above...? Christie then jets back to the good ol USA for a classic Mt. Rushmore conspiracy. What are they really hiding ?! Are they hiding anything at all??? Is it actually Nicholas Cage's Home? Maybe. Find out now. THE FOLLOWING MATTERS!

Self-explanatory. The girls were in the spirit. Grab a beverage, strap in, the following matters baby.

Welcome to Episode 19. "It's all a game. It's a thought experiment. We are in the Matrix." YOOOOOO these are the eeriest last words that anyone could possibly utter before they are never to be seen again, LET ALONE FROM A MEGA SMART TECH CEO. Hallie is dishing on an absolutely chilling story about another brilliant mind taken far too soon from our matrix. There are also connections to sexy Russian spies that are low key sleeping with American business men for political gain?! SHOCKER. Ask us how shocked we are...truly. (FBI agent plz don't shadow ban this podcast TYSM). Christie unearths a secret that Canada probably wishes never came to light. We all know and love Canada, Oh Canada, to be this wholesome, polite, non-problematic country that it generally is, UNTIL TODAY. Sorry to our Canadian fam, it's about time that America isn't the only one who makes poor decisions on behalf of citizens. One word: GAYDAR. This is not a JOKE!!!! LMAO!!! Strap in, grab the beverage of choice, a bag of takis, and remember...the following matters.

You heard it here first folks, or maybe not first at all. Jury is out on whether Finland is TRULY is a country or not. Is it just Russia pullin a fast one over the entire country??? (likely) Or is Finland really just water and not even a piece of land at all??? What does any of this have to do with the tech company Nokia???? Christie explains all this in great expert data detail. EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED ABOUT THE COUNTRY OF FINLAND HAS BEEN A LIE!!! OR HAS IT... Hallie brings a dark cloud over the podcast by explaining the very real life implications that going against Big Pharma can have on human life. BIG PHARMA OR CARTEL, YOU TELL US?! JK to our FBI agents reading this episode description.... we JK ok... We've got a little anti-vax, a little scare tactics, a little Finland-is-fake, a little fun for the whole family. AND OF COURSE, the tiktok news. Grab a teacup, take some notes, and remember...the following matters.

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK BACK, BACK AGAIN BABY. Your two favorite not always PC Insanitea hosts, Christie and Hallie. The gals took a week off for Thanksgiving purposes and engagement purposes, and they hope that this is understandable. But they are back on the trail with an absolutely unforeseen turn of events that has led to the very first episode blunder: THE GIRLS FINALLY CHOSE THE SAME TOPIC! Fair warning... RIP to headphone listeners at certain points in this episode(10:55). Also, during TikTok news, we mention something about Georgia or Pennsylvania, IT’S GEORGIA OK WE KNOW. Tomato, tomato. TYSM. ANYWHO. It's taken 17 episodes to pass by before inevitably choosing the same conspiracy topic, and they are here for it. A comeback vibe, if you will. Christie and Hallie are bringing you the facts about the little known secret society called SKULL & BONES! Yale's best kept secret, breeding only the finest and sketchiest of political leaders and big-dick businessmen. Can you say "New World Order" ??? You decide and join the girls for the 17th Insanitea episode. Grab your tea cups, and remember...The Following Matters.

Episode 16 ladies and boys. Christie will be bringing you the facts about waterways on Mars and the theories as to WHY those are there, and the NEW DADDY who was convinced that there was a civilization there, doing their damnest to stay alive *emotional* LOL. The Book of Daddy's is growing every day :') Hallie is taking you on a wild journey that basically confirms that THE Barron Trump is in fact a time traveler. You need to hear this. AND OF COURSE we have the TikTok news, it wouldn't be an Insanitea episode without it. HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY, FULL THANKSGIVING AND REMEMBER...the following matters.

WELCOME back to your regularly scheduled programming. If you hated the gals last week, in their words "sorry not sorry", "we said what we said", and that's that on that. Episode 15 is a great come back episode. Hallie is going to be walking you through the Denver International Airport and explaining all the things that make this aviation hub so impeccably illuminati-ish. Is the government hiding secrets here???? Did the NWO fund this project??? Or is it as harmless as they WANT you to believe???? Listen to find out. Christie takes you on an equally as interesting trip in an entirely opposite direction. Did you realize that WILLY WONKA IS ACTUALLY ON SOME JIGSAW SERIAL KILLER SHIT? You unfortunately read that right. But what does that EVEN mean??? Tune into this week's episode and prepare to have your childhood ruined YAY!!! :))) TikTok news, per usual, as always, with love. Grab a beverage of choice, get comfy, and remember...the following matters.

DISCLAIMER: If you don't want to hear anything that is remotely US Election related, this is not going to be the episode for you. No offense taken, we will see you next week for regular programming. But if you have a backbone and just need a good venting session to really analyze all of what has consumed our lives for the past 7 days, THIS IS FOR YOU. PLEASE don't get offended. Lives are already too short and the girls are making this purely for your entertainment. A one-and-done kind of episode. WE STILL have TikTok news (of course) at the end of this weeks episode, so you may always fast forward just for that. REMEMBER...we