Inside Rylan’s Mind

I’ve always wanted to win merchandise, giveaways, or lotteries, but was never fortunate enough to win one. In this Tale, I share how I managed to win $500 and why I never claimed it. So that you can laugh at me chasing worldly desires and learn why greed is the root of all evil.

I was never able to get 1st place in school exams. In this Tale, I share why I got 2nd place in school exams and what I did about it. So that you too can laugh at my mistakes while learning how to actually get 1st place in school exams.

I can't believe that my gullible self got enticed and fell into the trap of joining the gym. In this Tale, I share why I joined the gym, why I regret it, and why you should be well informed. So that you too can be aware to not enroll yourself into such places without proper inspection.

I once tried chasing perfection and it did not go very well. In this Tale, I share how I wasted 5000 hours achieving perfection and why you shouldn't so that while laughing at my foolish mistakes you can understand what people who chase perfectionism go through.

I used to give all the movies I watched 5 stars. In this Tale, I share why I gave them that perfect rating and why now I don't. So that you can laugh at my senseless ratings while learning how to accurately rate movies.

I once wanted to make an entire species go extinct. In this Tale, I share the species that made me come to that conclusion and why you might probably want the same outcome.

The most beautiful girl and the most handsome boy in my class got into a relationship. In this Tale, I share what I saw behind the scenes of their relationship so that you can understand why relationships are not how they always seem to be.

I never thought that Netflix and Chill meant something completely different than I had imagined. In this Tale, I share how wrong I was and the embarrassment that followed so that perhaps while laughing at my foolishness you can save yourself from the mistakes that I made.

I couldn't believe this myself but it's true. I was a fake anime fan for 17 years of my life. In this Tale, I share why I was a fake fan for so long and how I became a true anime fan so that you can take a trip down memory lane to remember your first time getting into anime.

I enjoyed playing outdoor sports inside my house. Especially football. In this Tale, I share what I accidentally did while playing football so that you can laugh while taking in why sports are played outside and not inside.