Note: this piece is a work of satire. Unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, you’re probably aware that it’s once again election season in America. And if you do happen to live under a rock, I’m kind of envious, because, again, it’s election season in America. Choosing new leaders for our great nation tends to bring out the crazy in just about everyone every four years. Now, I’m not technically running for any elected positions this November, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t have