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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!
2. When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports!
3. Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' diverted his way
4. And in sport, The Honk onscreen at WWE Crown Jewel! Can he escape champ Stephanie Vaquer's thighs? What if he doesn't want to?

Also in this week's ep of Australia's 8th worst comedy podcast*: 

• Trump has his bi-monthly annual medical. Diagnosis: c*nt!
• RFK Jr links circumcision to autism - We link circumcision to RFK Jr! For he is a total c*ckhead...
• Trump forgets who was President on Jan 6 - But when he finds out...! 
• MIT’s radical leftist emphasis on IQ in breach of Trump affirmative action support for total f*cking idiots.
• C*nt of The Week hotly contested! - Will it be ICE, ICE, Linda McMahon, some guy pissing on The Vatican, or Prince Andrew for being a totally evil massively lying bee-jizz-gargling paedo? You'll never guess! 
• Instant Experts huge in Nepal - With Everest conquered is Darwin next? 
• Lady Rebecca, lately of Centennial Park, goes deep undercover in Portland - And survives! (posing as pickle-flavoured quadruple IPA)
• DefSec Pete Hegseth texts all US media new Pentagon press rules, then this hot chick new vid of him jerking it to-- OMFG NOT AGAIN!!!!!
• Republican Gubernatorial hopeful a no on trans kids, a maybe on monster BBCs in regional airport car park.       

And so much more! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Prince Andrew, no recollection of meeting either, much less offering anyone a [REDACTED]).

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Additional Editing by guy forced to delete all bowel incontinence refs from Trump weekly annual medical reports, Walter Reed Medical, Bethesda, MD

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