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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of pale
2. Israel and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?
3. Music legend Sly Stone takes his bat, his ball & Brian Wilson back to the Everlasting Pavilion

And so much more! Like the hairy-headed gent, who ran amok in Kent; the sports coach sacked for winning, and a short history of California (hint: it's in Spanish).  

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - in particular Henry Lee and The Honk (Stephen Miller n/a jerking it to California National Guard shooting Ch 9 Reporter). 

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Henry Lee Gets Around when not Surfin' UAE

The Honk Thanks You Falettinim Be Hymns Elf Agin

Kid Rock haunted exclusively by the ghost of Warren Zevon

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Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Time).

Everything else will be the same: the mistakes, the apologies for last week's mistakes, the appalling language, the recurring characters desperately shoehorned back in, and as ever, the closing audio pieces of specious relevance.

But for now, enjoy this mini offering of our excuses - aka 'The (British Bull)Dog Ate Our Homework'.

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The Honk chooses to stay exclusively at his house, doing actual work

Henry Lee does us the courtesy of appearing only occasionally

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!
2. Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!
3. Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene declares war on rival vegetables! 
4. Cricket-Loving Henry Lee turns scalper as other fans' dreams turns to Ashes!

Plus Getting through US airport immigration - The tips you cannot afford to hear; The inside scoop on Mead; and The return of ‘Inner West Karen' - she's back from Ougadougou and you need to check your privilege!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - Henry Lee and The Honk. (The Greens' Brock Lee delayed at emotional breakup date with Mum (The Nationals)).

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No thanks to Child Catcher Robert - you’re no Help Man!

Henry Lee appears courtesy of BongBong Marcos

The Honk chooses not to stay at Hitler Hotels

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and Libs
2. US House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Pardon With That?” and “Death to the Poor!”
3. Aussie maths genius Terence Tao in shock cage match with Henry VII and WWE's Rhea Ripley

And so much more! Including The Pope’s narrow escape, The Honk’s excellent Melbourne adventure, yet another heartfelt voicemail from Greenland's Erik The Viking, and our long-awaited update on the 1st, 12th, 14th and 16th Earls of Derby! 

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - in particular The Honk and Henry Lee. (Romanian President Nicusor Dan not taking our calls).

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South African Body Bags appear courtesy of Democratic Republic of the Congo 

Brigitte Trogneux trained exclusively by Angelo Dundee

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)
2. Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kristi Gnome
3. Donald Trump Jr has stage 5 stupid and it’s terminal 

And so much more! Including The Honk’s own surprise Presidential push, Wests Tigers’ latest fumble, fan voicemail from Instagram fave @DepressedTigersFan, and yet more heartbreak from special guest Erik the Viking! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots — namely The Honk and Henry Lee. (Once again Terry Tao unavailable)

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Suzanne Grae dressed exclusively by Henry Lee

Kristi Noem's rectal exam generously donated by Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH)

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution gets an all over workout
2. The last Australian Liberal Party MP narrowly elects herself leader
3. Our beloved Wests Tigers footy team fake their Premiership credentials

Plus Erik The Viking's beautiful message to us, Ghana's slightly less beautiful message to Queensland, Toto's Bobby Kimball wanted for murder at the Kansas State Fair, and so much more! In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - specifically, your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk.

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Bobby Kimball re-mixed by Dr Josef Mengele

Don't miss Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson - on tour now with Art Garfunkel!

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest Hat
2. Aussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VI
3. India plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame 

And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother. 

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry & Honk’s Holiday Highlights! 
2. Bondi Rescue -- Is 'Our Pam' on Fentanyl or just her Math?
3. Trump v Xi Part III -- Will Donna Martin graduate? Will Becky win back Chad?

All this plus Vance’s Vatican Vamoose, Daniels’ Stormy Back Catalogue and The World’s Most Boring Election!

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The Honk appears courtesy of The San Fernando Valley Chamber of Commerce. Catch him soon in “Excuse Me, That’s My Beaver!”

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With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk strangely out of mobile range during their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy of US Immigration, it’s time to celebrate the Greatest Hits of The World’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons (so far).

All your favourite moments are here:

1. Donald Trump — 245% not backing down on tariffs he 9% understands
2. Usha Vance — seeking sexual asylum in the arms of Greenland’s Erik The Viking
3. Elon Musk — spirit more broken than his penile implant
4. Diego the Venezuelan Gang Parrot — ‘Te Amo Osvaldo in Cell 43!’
5. 'Trump the Musical' — Tickets now on-sale!* (*Lauren Boebert - don’t bother)

And so many more all-time golden greats from February to April this year. In the comedy podcast with the latest news, explained by idiots. 

All new episode next week! (court appeal depending).

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Vice-Prostate BJ Vance’s d*ck dressed by Nick Scali Furniture (shoes by John Karandonis)

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In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:

1. China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industrial policy in the age of idiots
2. The Rule of Law on tour -- Habeas Corpus enjoys the sensual delights of a Salvadoran prison
3. The Stawell Gift vs. Wrestlemania -- Will the new champ be John Cena, Cody Rhodes or The Madagascan Steamroller?

And so much more - Including The Return of Diego The Venezuelan Gang Parrot! 

All proudly presented by President BJ Bukkake, Lord and Master of Knots Landing 

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots. Specifically, The Honk & Henry Lee -- with thanks as always to the left-wing industrial complex 

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Brian Christine appears courtesy of Christine Brian

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