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It’s the FIRST EVER VIDEO EDITION OF INSTANT EXPERTS! And like us, more Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have revealed themselves!

1. Ex-Prince Andrew swaps underage girls for well-endowed cellmates! Now we know why it’s called “His Majesty’s Prison”!
2. President Gerald Ford makes a shock return to US foreign policy! Watch out Iran - there’s nothing more dangerous than a dead man with guns!
3. The Epstein Files end more careers. Including that of The DoJ’s Chief Redacter, who XXXXX Trump XXXXX Bondi XXXXX paedophiles!
4. And, like the Winter Olympics, the Aussie Liberal Party runs out of condoms. Cos it’s completely f*cked!

All this and more in another bumper episode critics are calling "Really? That's what they look like? Good lord":

• The Aussie T20 World Cup cricket team loses to Andorra, Liechtenstein and San Marino - we preview their must-win clash against Vatican City!
• Norwegian sports legend Johannes Høsflot Klæbo skis into history, winning The Romp In The Snow 12-1 over Canada’s plucky Wild Beavers!  The footage was quite something, but sadly our correspondent was too drunk to report!
• Aussie bank Westpac kidnaps the late Mother Teresa as collateral for $3 loan to her orphanage - “Rules are rules and dead nuns are a credit risk!” 
• Louisiana legend Rutledge Deas IV challenges President Trump to world’s first “Dump Off” - ahead of heavyweight clash, Trump calls his Big Mac-fuelled preparation “very strong”
• And The Rev Jesse Jackson sings his last number - the timeless classic “Sorry About the Illegitimate Child, Darling, Please Focus on My Overall Career”

In the comedy show with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee* 

*Just two middle-aged white guys, with a podcast, sitting in front of a camera, asking you to listen

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