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In our latest tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

It’s week 2 of the AFL, the NRL and the big clash between IRAN and USA!

1. Will America’s league-leading offence beat Iran’s league-leading defence? We mine the Straits of Hormuz to find out!
2. Will Ukraine’s expertise repelling Russian drones made by Iran funded by America help America repel Iranian drones funded by Russia? 
3. And will the new new Ayatollah survive to hear next week’s Episode 50 Golden Jubilee? We talk to the “People’s Tyrant”, Supreme Leader Whoda Faqizzi!

All this and so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts, hailed by critics as "more confused about world affairs than ever"!  

• Kristi Noem says an emotional goodbye to public office: “I just wish I could have shot more people! 
• Ex Aussie PM ScoMo brings his marketing expertise to Iran at last - Inbound missile tourism has never been higher!
• The Iran Women’s Football team gets it all wrong in the Asian Cup, losing all 3 matches BEFORE staging a trial game between Defectors and Non-Defectors. Defectors win 6-5 in a thriller!
• And Wests Tigers prepare for Round 1 with a thumping win over Tottenham Hotspur!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Andrew Tate held up in Dubai (by his balls in solitary)) 

Reaching all corners of the world INCLUDING the Paris of the North, D-D-D-D-D-A-R-W-I-N!

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