Welcome to the Instant Trivia podcast episode 991, where we ask the best trivia on the Internet.
Round 1. Category: Jokers Are Wild
1: This late funnyman, ever in search of respect: "I met the Surgeon General. He offered me a cigarette".
(Rodney) Dangerfield.
2: By George, this standup comic said, "As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is".
George Carlin.
3: Jack Handey: "Blow ye winds, like" this Miles Davis instrument "blows, but without that noise".
a trumpet.
4: For "Blazing Saddles", this legendary black standup wrote the classic line "Mongo only pawn in game of life".
Richard Pryor.
5: This extremely deadpan comic asked, "What's another word for thesaurus?".
Steven Wright.Round 2. Category: J.J. Abrams, Busy Man
1: In 2009 J.J. Abrams went where Leonard Nimoy had gone before and directed this film.
Star Trek.
2: J.J. didn't write or direct, but produced 2011's "Mission: Impossible", subtitled this.
Ghost Protocol.
3: J.J. co-created this ABC drama that was so intriguing, a man simply opening a hatch became a major event.
Lost.
4: J.J. said he created this Jennifer Garner series by thinking, "What if Felicity was a spy?".
Alias.
5: Say you write a script about a '70s train crash; if you're J.J., you call it this, direct it and have Spielberg produce.
Super 8.Round 3. Category: Jeopardy! Drinking Games
1: Like actress Sally, this last name of 19th century U.S. department store owner Marshall is singular; add an "S"--imbibe.
Field.
2: When naming this member of the 2nd triumvirate, don't add an "H" to his last name or you're talking about J. Lo's hubby.
Mark Antony.
3: If you add the incorrect "S" to this last book of the Bible that tells of the opening of 6 seals, down a whole cup.
Revelation.
4: If you say the WCTU is the "Women's Christian" rather than the "Woman's Christian" this, take a non-alcoholic swig.
Temperance Union.
5: Drink up if you say (incorrectly) this African-American author wrote "The Invisible Man"; he penned "Invisible Man".
Ralph Ellison.Round 4. Category: 3 For The Show
1: Kevin Costner, Kelly Reilly and Mo brings plenty landed in Montana.
Yellowstone.
2: CBS cops (or C.O.P.S.?) Lina Esco, David Lim and Alex Russell.
S.W.A.T..
3: Ming-na Wen, Jennifer Beals and Temuera Morrison, who opens "The Book of" this mysterious title sci-fi guy.
Boba Fett.
4: Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna and Garcelle Beauvais get "Real".
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
5: John Cena (not exactly living up to the title), Danielle Brooks and Jennifer Holland.
Peacemaker.Round 5. Category: Headgear
1: This type of cap is part of a Brownie Girl Scout Uniform.
a beanie.
2: To show off their curls, men turned up the brim 1st on 1 side, then both, then the back, making this hat.
a tricorn hat.
3: Presidents wore silk toppers to inaugurations till Eisenhower broke tradition in '53 with this German design.
a homberg.
4: Wearing one of these protectors is usually associated with someone a little out on the fringe.
a tinfoil hat.
5: Ahoy! There's a mode of transport in the name of this straw hat with a flat crown and a ribbon band.
a boater.Thanks for listening! Come back tomorrow for more exciting trivia!
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