The Gents count down their top 5 favorite Christmas songs and movies. It turns out Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie, but Avatar: The Way of Water is! We know you want to find out more. Kick back, relax, drink some holiday spirits, and click that Play button.

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It's Black Friday.  That means THANKSGUSSY was yesterday.  We hoped you had a great day with the family, or just a great day doing whatever it is you do.  

Nick and Ian are too busy watering their spice gardens and kissing toes, so it's just Mike this week. Discussing the economic disaster, Donald Trump BIG announcement, and Pete Davidson's road to GOAT-hood. It's what it is, what can ya do.

IT'S THE MIDTERM ELECTION SPECIAL HERE AT THE INTELLIGENTS.  ALTHOUGH MIKE'S ELECTION IS IN A RUNOFF WITH A POTENTIAL REPLACEMENT COHOST, IAN AND NICK SECURED THEIR SEATS ON THE INTELLIGENTS CONGRESS FOR ANOTHER TYRANICAL TERM.  HEAR ALL ABOUT IT HERE YOU SMART BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.  IT'S THE MIDTERM ELECTION SPECIAL!!!!!!!

Nick is dead....OR IS HE? Honestly, it's Halloween, so who the f*** knows. We discuss sexy Halloween costumes, Kendall Jenner, Ian's putrid Halloween experience, and our favorite superhero, THE VANISHER! Which ties into why we didn't have an episode last week.

This week's episode is totally normal. There's a 0% chance any of the hosts are under the influence of any drug. Just your friendly-neighborhood, sober podcasters back at it with incredibly mundane things to discuss.

This is a wild one! But the hot topic for the week is Gorillas VS Aliens! Which is stronger? Has more sex appeal? Has a better chance at taking over the world? Thank you to our Instagram followers for voting. Also, the Supreme Court should be abolished.

Nick claims the STRONGEST image he's seen was in Rome, Italy. How do you deal with homeless people asking for money? What laws and rules apply to Mike and Nick versus the rest of the world? Find out on this episode! Ian couldn't make it this week because he died, but he'll be back next week.

Our most chaotic episode to date! Discussing everything from gay animals to the newest Spiderman movie. IT'S TIME FOR JOKES! HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE, MURRAY!?