In this episode the power of the offseason hits full force as Dave and Sam spend most of the episode arguing over which state has the best shape and laughing at Kyrie Irving thinking the earth is flat because nothing is happening in the NFL right now at all. Welcome to the offseason, stay a while.

The NFL year is over and since nothing is on the horizon it's time for AWARDS SHOW INTENTIONAL SOUNDING. Join Dave and Sam as they rip apart the actual NFL awards from 2016 and give our own Soundies to the most deserving players of Best Butt, Best Cute Baby and Biggest Chokejob, and more!

Dave and Sam RECAP THE FINAL GAME and tell you why Tom Brady is getting too much credit, why the Falcons choked, who the best halftime show would be, and then fight about Sexy Mr. Clean. The Falcons didn't get the Sanu Canu involved and look what happened

Dave, Sam, and Ray discuss the merits of an NFL Field Day, offensively named schoolyard games, Tom Brady being a coward, crowd-pleasing Super Bowl punch recipes, and the weirdest Super Bowl prop bets we could find. All while Dave battles a deathly illness during the recording session! Will he survive until the end of the podcast? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT.

The week we've all waited for is here, Pro Bowl week. Dave, Sam and Will from Atlanta talk Falcons, Patriots, Pro Bowl, Dodgeball, Aaron Rodgers not talking to his family, bad hashtags, and why Mark Wahlberg sucks.

The Divisional weekend has come and gone and we have 3 games of football left. Dave, Sam and returning guest XMasApe recap the not quite great games of the weekend and the drama around them, as well as the coaching changes and the Chargers move.

First week of Playoffs has come and sucked! Get your recap of the action with Dave, Sam and Spilly. Also Boat scandals, Doug Marrone, Bama/Clemson live blogging and the origin of Thomas Rawls' name. Plus an important discussion about Pikachu and Ketchup.

The regular season is finally over and good football is here to grace us for a month. Dave and Sam recap what was interesting in week 17 (nothing) and discuss the upcoming playoff situation

This week Dave and Sam enter the Doug Marr-own Zone and discuss the last meaningful week of NFL action, including the deaths of the Raiders and Titans at the hand of the coward Fibula break. Also, our very own Christmas song about the Rams, and TOM SAAAAAVAAAGE

Recap of week 15 NFL action with bonus arguments about the Texans defense, what the hell the Ravens are, TOM SAVAGE, and how Christmas music is probably the worst thing ever invented shut up you know it's true