IT'S HYPE SEASON BABY! DAVE AND SAM TAKE THE STAGE TO GIVE YOU, THE CONSUMER, REASONS TO BE HYPED ABOUT ALL NEWS GAMES! FOOTBALL GAMES!

There is no football news. Lets make up anime shows and try to figure out the physics of state farm commercials.

Oh cool, the NFL made the problem worse! Let's talk about that.

(Minor correction for episode: when we mention Woody Johnson of the Jets, we actually meant Christopher Johnson, the Jets Chairman. I misread the article when I was quoting it. My bad)

Have you ever been hit in the balls? Tell us your ball pain stories! Also, Dez Bryant is unemployed, David Tepper bought the Panthers, and ugh, Matt Patricia.

It's time this podcast returns to its roots. Lets talk football.

This week, Blue Apron presents The Casper Draft recap of the week, brought to you by Audible, a division of Mailchimp. Including the Squarespace segment of truth, brought to you by Lyft. This podcast wears MeUndies. Rocket Morgage from Quicken Loans.

Wow, these losers actually made it to episode 100

Football! Just kidding lets dunk on Ready Player One for a while because nobody's done that yet

The Dolphins let two incredibly talented players walk, and signed Brock Osweiler. What kind of roster building is this? It may be more insightful than you think.

Dave and Sam are back! All of those amazing topics you've been waiting to hear about are easily forgotten to go on ten minute tangents about anime and pizza.