Bob the slime-person druid, Nikau the parrotfolk rogue, and Aery the animated statue athlete are part of a team of investigative journalists working for the Crossroads Observer. The Observer has obtained a sample that could finally expose the dirty dealings of the wealthy Steward Family. Their job is to get this sample to the expert Juniper Huckleberry. The only problem is that Juniper is an infamously reclusive gnome druid who lives in her research garden, which is full of dangerous magical plants.
Content Warnings
Mild violence, threat of explosions, mind affecting magic that includes brief mind control, scorpions
Cast and Crew
Game Master: Fay Onyx (ze/hir)Bob the Slime-person Druid (they/them): played by Mads Upton (they/them)Nikau the Parrotfolk Rogue (he/him): played by Robin (they/them)Arey the Living Statue Athlete (they them): played by Brandon (Rev) Wentz (he/him)Audio Editing and Sound Design: Fay OnyxTranscription of People Talking: Critshow StudiosMusic and Sound Effect Descriptions: LarcieGame System
Magic Goes Awry: https://writingalchemy.net/magic-goes-awry/
Extras
Character sheets, plant descriptions, and other extras are here: https://writingalchemy.net/2020/09/09/into-the-research-garden-extras/
Support the Cast & Crew
Website: https://writing-alchemy.net/Twitter: https://twitter.com/@writing_alchemyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/WritingAlchemy/Twitter: https://twitter.com/madsuptonogoodYou can find their writing in:Pastamancy & Other Accidental Magics: https://pastamancypod.wordpress.com/Heroes of Another Kind: https://twitter.com/hoakpodcastTwitter: https://twitter.com/lobster_writerNot Joanna Eggs: https://animationstation.libsyn.com/Tabletop Buffoonery: https://tabletopbuffoonery.libsyn.com/Tabletop Buffoonery on twitter: https://twitter.com/tabletopbuffoonTwitter: https://twitter.com/RevDeschainThe Critshow: Website: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCritshowFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheCritshowMusic and Sound Effect Credits
Not Jonna Eggs teaser music: Don't Hold my Breath by Ben BriggsCritshow teaser music by Jake PierleWriting Alchemy teaser music: Mellowtron (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Briefing in the Crossroads Observer office: Deadly Roulette (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Slime sounds: Pumpmkin Guts Squish 4.aif by MWLANDI | License: AttributionWooden chair creaks: Wood Chair Creaking.wav by bmcken | License: AttributionThe briefing continues: Thief in the Night (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Outside of Juniper's garden: morning in the forest.WAV by inchadney | License: AttributionMild tension music for the Catapult Walnut: Ecstasy is not The Enemy by Jim Rooster is licensed under a Attribution 3.0 United States License.The sound of the Catapult Walnut throwing its nuts was created from the following four sounds:Stretching sound: FOL_PULL_STRETCH_LEATHER_RODENTG3_JACKMENHORN.wav by KomradeJack | License: Creative Commons 0Moving branch: Shaking Branch 2 by theshaggyfreak | License: Attribution NoncommercialSproing: Plucking an Elastic Band by dsebeste | License: Creative Commons 0Whoosh of flying nuts: Whoosh! There it is! by Spennnyyy | License: AttributionAction music for everyone running past the walnut: Impact Prelude 1 (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Slightly ominous ambiance music for Juniper's garden: Tranquillity Base (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Discord Apple enchantment: Dreams Become Real (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0The beauty of the meadow: Windswept (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Slightly playful suspense music: Treppe 2 (Rod Hamilton) / CC BY-ND 3.0The sound of Arey tripping and falling was made from the following six sounds:Metal clang: basshitsnd.wav by Jedimichael | License: Creative Commons 0Boom: Bump against metal plate 03 170704_1197.wav by klankbeeld | License: AttributionDeep thud: Thud.wav by yummy9987 | License: Creative Commons 0Slappy thud: Dinosaur falls to the ground by Breviceps | License: Creative Commons 0Falling in grass: Grass Falls by Project_Trident | License: Attribution NoncommercialGrass hit: Hitting Tall Grass.wav by worthahep88 | License: Creative Commons 0The sound of Bob tripping and falling was made from the following six sounds:Soft thud: Thud.wav by yummy9987 | License: Creative Commons 0Firm thud: Body fall_04.wav by Adam_N | License: Creative Commons 0Falling in grass: Grass Falls by Project_Trident | License: Attribution NoncommercialGrass hit: Hitting Tall Grass.wav by worthahep88 | License: Creative Commons 0Slime slap: Pumpmkin Guts Squish 4.aif by MWLANDI | License: AttributionSlime squelch: SlimeJump.wav by Zuzek06 | License: Creative Commons 0Humorous action music: Wagon Wheel (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0The sound of Arey's ground punch was made from the following five sounds:Metal clang: basshitsnd.wav by Jedimichael | License: Creative Commons 0Boom: Bump against metal plate 03 170704_1197.wav by klankbeeld | License: AttributionDigging into the ground: Shovel Grassy Dirt by andersmmg | License: AttributionDeeper digging into the ground sound: Dive into Dirt.wav by CalGre | License: Creative Commons 0Moving gravel: Gravelanche 2 by jorickhoofd | License: AttributionSlightly playful suspense music: Treppe 2 (Rod Hamilton) / CC BY-ND 3.0Beautiful forest music: Enchanted Journey (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Hopping mushrooms: Bubble.wav by megmcduffee | License: Creative Commons 0Suspense music: Long Note One (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0The sound of Nikau disappearing into the shadows was made from the following two sounds:Flapping: pigeons_wings.flac by Zabuhailo | License: AttributionSwirling air: air.mp3 by markfrancombe | License: AttributionAction music: The Complex (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0The sound of Bob being stabbed was made from the following three sounds:Splat: Short Crunchy Splat by TomchikRec | License: Attribution NoncommercialThud: Pumpkin Banging by brandonmoeller | License: Creative Commons 0Slime squelch: SlimeJump.wav by Zuzek06 | License: Creative Commons 0Bow stretch: FX_bow&arrow2.wav by Lydmakeren | License: Creative Commons 0Arrow impact: Melon_Impact_2.wav by DaleT92 | License: Creative Commons 0Magic and mystery music: Brittle Rille (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Slime sound: Pumpmkin Guts 7.aif by MWLANDI | License: AttributionGuard bush jumping: moving plant by Eelke | License: Creative Commons 0Guard bush running: Shaking Tree Branch.m4a by JNay20 | License: Creative Commons 0Creepy tree music: Tranquility Base (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Slightly playful suspense music: Treppe 2 (Rod Hamilton) / CC BY-ND 3.0Humorous action music: Wagon Wheel (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Nikau flops onto the ground: Grass Falls by Project_Trident | License: Attribution NoncommercialArrow whoosh: Arrow.wav by EverHeat | License: AttributionArrow thud into tree: Melon_Impact_2.wav by DaleT92 | License: Creative Commons 0Slime sounds: Pumpmkin Guts 8.aif by MWLANDI | License: AttributionHappy ending music: Groundwork (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Credits music: Cool Vibes (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0IPM
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