The holiday season is here. Okay, cool. Wow. Topics!
1. Christmas tree decorations
2. Patricia Scarry's The Sweet Smell of Christmas
3. Putting down a wack book
4. Should I cancel Spotify?
5. Roddy Ricch's "The Box"
6. The sax solo in "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
7. Thermostat settings in the winter
8. Adult coats
9. Christmas lights glasses
10. Kurt Vonnegut's Slapstick
11. Pickles for breakfast
12. Overrated, underrated, properly rated: the 3 meals
13. Advent calendars
14. Hot Wheels
15. The first 30 minutes of Moana
16. Kosmic 9 bamboo toilet paper
17. Bird feathers on the ground
18. Pictures with Santa
19. Oleander Tattoo
20. Puzzles

I hope everybody enjoyed their plant-based turkey rolls this Thanksgiving. Topics!
1. Black Friday
2. Overrated, underrated, properly rated: Thanksgiving dishes
3. Christmas tree lots
4. My model train
5. "When is snow okay?"
6. Phonebooks
7. Holiday catalogs
8. Emily A. Sprague's Hill, Flower, Fog
9. Krate
10. Donating to Wikipedia
11. Mad Men's Thanksgiving episodes
12. Painter's tape
13. Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls
14. Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions
15. Beatnik Termites
16. My MacBook Pro
17. The Thanksgiving Covid bump
18. Chronic Cellars
19. Martha Argerich
20. MeTV Radio

Yes! You must! Topics!
1.  Aging Halloween candy 
2. Marconi's giardiniera
3. The Beatles - "Drive My Car"
4. A great chef's knife
5. Quitting Amazon
6. Giving Amazon's boxes a second life
7. Disney's Lion Guard
8. Founders KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge
9. Noble Grape / asking for a recommendation
10. Tesla's Model X SUV
11. Comrade Bikes
12. Masks on the ground
13. Bill Evans's You Must Believe in Spring
14. Kinetic sand
15. DJ Corchin's Do You Speak Fish?
16. PF Candle Co.
17. Air Fryer
18. Crystal hot sauce
19. Clare Paint
20. Super glue

1. Election 2020
2. Chicago's Hotel Allegro
3. Warm weather b/w global warming
4. Edith Wharton's Ethan Frome
5. Jonathan Richman interviews
6. Tom Breihan's Stereogum column, "The Number Ones"
7. My daughter's broken iPad
8. Outdoor dining in the age of Covid
9. Dill weed
10. Free return address labels
11. Watching TV shows with my old roommates, sophomore year
12. A very special v-neck tee from O*d N*vy
13. IKEA bags
14. Supreme sold to VF Corp.
15. Leaving Chase
16. Depeche Mode
17. Replacing the furnace filter
18. Texting your friends
19. Gord Downie's "Trick Rider"
20. Alex Trebek 1940-2020

I've got your post-election analysis! Topics:

1. Limited Edition Thomas' English Muffins
2. Halloween 2020
3. Taking candy from children
4. NFG at the drive-in
5. Election 2020
6. CNN's election coverage
7. Tortorice's
8. Mad Men Instagram
9. Freenote Cloth
10. LinkedIn
11. Subaru Forester Sport
12.  Etsy calligraphy
13. The Rusty Roof
14. Sunny Days  by David Kamp
15. Sufjan Stevens's The Ascension
16. Grinding your own spices
17. Ebbets Field Flannels
18. "Sort of" / "Kind of"
19. Skipping Twitter on election night
20. Instant cameras

Episode 3! Starring...
1. Borat 2
2. Bee Movie
3. Nice White Parents
4. Bobby "Boris" Pickett's "The Monster Mash"
5. Upton's Breakroom
6. The stock market
7. CPS
8. Hopewell's Codified Dunkel
9. Ffeine Coffee Roasters
10. Moonlite Projector
11. Peaceable Kingdom board games
12. Umberto's Prophecy of the Black Widow
13. Bad newss for the Tongass Rainforest 
14. Getting dog food in the mail
15. Ranking Kanye's "Monster" verses
16. Floyd couch
17. Sunrise Cafe
18. Men's grooming
19. Clearing the sewers
20. The general election

Episode 2 time! Yes! Thanks for coming. Today, I talk about:

1. Chet "JR" White 1982-2020
2. The Rainbow Fish by Marcus Pfister
3. Carving pumpkins
4. Unsolved Mysteries
5. American Murder: The Family Next Door
6. Aimé Leon Dore
7. Texas is the Reason - "The Day's Refrain"
8. Headlights
9. Whole Bowls by Allison Day
10. Heated floors
11. Library Tapes
12. Unsubscribing from e-mail lists
13. Surveys and reviews
14. Pierre's Bakery
15. Covid-19 Wave 2
16. How to Save the World For Free by Natalie Fee
17. Picking up dog poop
18. Maxwell's Embrya
19. Shoegaze
20. James Randi 1928-2020

Topics! Topics!

1. Matt Pond PA's Several Arrows Later
2. Biking around Chicago in the fall
3. Nicholson Baker's Baseless
4. Naked & Famous Denim
5. Tim Heidecker's "Nothing"
6. Illinois's Fair Tax
7. Dongles!
8. The Thai noodle dish Khao Soy
9. Rugby shirts
10. Taylor Swift's "Illicit Affairs"
11. Donald Trump getting Covid!
12. Crocs
13. John Williams's Stoner
14. North Carolina
15. Molly of Denali
16. Pot Valiant's Transaudio
17. Unlimited data
18. The 2020 Chicago White Sox
19. Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo! Mail
20. The summer-to-fall clothing swap