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In tonight’s episode the guys attempt to discuss Chronicle Trigger, and can barely stay on topic.

The conversation ranges from King Cobra, to the latest Trump assassination attempt, to cannibalism.

Also: Do Haitians really eat cats and dogs? Probably not, but kilgoar has found a Trump supporter that does, and is spearheading in-depth analysis at the Internet Chronicle. He comes ready with facts, details, jokes and a real life character that is too insane to be made up.

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