We don't want to lie to you- this episode is really all over the place. There's lots of off-topic rambling and John gets onto a tangent about how all of us secretly want to know what pee tastes like. We're talking A$AP finally being freed from prison in Sweden, all things Lollapalooza, and shoe drops that Brad lost out on. In between all of this is just general fuckery that we both think you'll enjoy. Strap in and tell your friends. We're back and we're extremely online.

The boys are back with yet another slapper that is sure to make you tight in all the right places. Talking Chance's new album, Drake wearing dri fit Nike tees from the clearance rack at Marshall's, the Internet Party vs Mason Ramsey beef, and a conspiracy theory that the world ended in 2012. If it's Monday, you already know it absolutely has to be gd mf INTERNET PARTY. To quote Nic Cage in "Gone in 60 Seconds" - "Let's ride."

Whoever made the new CATS movie decided that they should be sexy and John thinks it's weird if you don't want to have relations with them. MCU dropped a bunch of new stuff on us and John and Brad argue whether or not serious actors want to take roles as Marvel characters. They also talk a horrible dinner experience from last weekend, A$AP Rocky's imprisonment in Sweden, and breakdown an email from a listener about a relationship she's having on Hinge.

An alligator was spotted in a lagoon on the west side of Chicago last week. Its presence has gripped the city and we broke down the entire saga, including a vigilante hero known only as Alligator Bob. It wouldn't be Internet Party without our typical rambling though, so if you're looking for non-gator content we've got you covered on that front as well. Enjoy.

FULL STRENGTH PODINGTON! The USWNT won the World Cup and they need to start getting paid more. Kawhi gets traded to the Clippers and all hell breaks loose on Twitter courtesy of some guy named Arye Abraham. Also get in a little J. Cole discussion and of course talk Popeye's for a little bit.

John does his best to do another mini episode without his beloved cohost. Kids are licking Blue Bell ice cream tubs and then putting them back in freezers at grocery stores, the fourth of july is a pain in the ass if you have to drive anywhere, and the the spiked seltzer bubble is about to burst.

Brad is in Madison all week so John took the reigns all by himself and talked hand dryer rankings, the GOAT of movie music, offsides in soccer, and people over the age of 45 being booted from Instagram.

We answered some of your voicemails and got into a pretty good discussion on a would you rather. That toothless kid from Stranger Things has a new show coming out that seems quite mean, and John admits to not washing his legs properly while in the shower.

Brad gets a strange but intriguing spam text message and Drake has a watch that allows him to tell everyone how horny he is. We're talking Chernobyl influencers, Jonas Brothers hype, Big Toblerone Energy, and so much more.

The boys sit down to introduce a new segment called "Meme of the Week" and smash the cancel button on QB's chugging beer at sporting events. Also discussed was a little big toblerone energy, towel usage at the French Open, and how grilling becomes a hobby in your late 20s. Strap in.