In another dispatch from Sparkling Self-Isolation, Chad checks in on Chicago-based stand-up comedian, former Neo-Futurist and contributing writer for Autostraddle: Malic White and they talk how they're coping, the horrors of burnt pizza and they sing the legend of Howlaga and the Tortoises. Settle in.

DISCLAIMER: In the current Way-Things-Are, we have to record remotely so things might be a little weird here and there, Chad likes to pretend it's like talking ship-to-ship in a Space Western so you should too! PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and wash your hands.