Well it's officially winter folks. And Bob is on leave with seasonal affective issues. Luckily our generous employee package covers that. Not to worry, though, Tory is stepping into his big shoes. This week we cover similar nonsense such as:

-don't bother Phil on the subway

-...but in the wine store it's okay

-John Cheever and white people problems

-How to create a Cheever-themed dinner party

-Jeff Epstein talk

-What Larry Summers and Eliyhu Weinstein (?!?) have in common

-Haiku of the week