Back again. This week we yap about a bunch of stuff:

-Nicholson Baker's The Mezzanine and escalators

-Internal monologues in New York

-cooking chicmen biryani - sesason the rice!

-Kristi Noem's new job

-Trader Joe's glassy carrots

-Anxious times and church basement support groups

Enjoy!

AARGH!@#$%! Technical issues. Apologies for the delay but we worked through it. This week:

-Hernan the building super risks life and limb on a snowy roof

-A squatter sues the New Yorker Hotel

-We make baked Alaska

-Lies and reinvention in a tony suburb

-Haiku of the week

-Sean Penn's too old

-Enjoy!

Still cold here in the Big Apple. But also raining so that's fun. This week we yap about the following:

-spotting former senators in the Korean deli

-Chinese zodiac

-multiple rat breeds in NYC

-Phil saw that neighbor again. Still no hello.

-Food corner- an easy ramenish soup for those cold nights

-Old-timey law firms

-non-PC butchers in SOHO

Another week, more nonsense to discuss. This week we tackle critical items of interest such as:

-Tory's new found super sense of smell

-A bitter Park Avenue divorce, New York Post Style

-Fitness influencers

-West Village girls and matcha

-St. John's Bball

-Indian food talk

-Introducing our new theme song

Dangerous polar temperatures in the Big Apple. Here's more garbage to kep you warm. This week we yak about:

-High-labor cookbooks and plucking chickens

-Finding people to take your cats

-maple syrup theives

-crazy cooking therapy

-Medical lingo

-Marital infidelity and key parties...at Equinox?

-Haiku of the week

-previewing next week's new theme song

-Werner Herzog

-snow removal techniques

BRRRR! Record lows here in NYC. This week more nonsense such as:

-Rebranding housekeeping

-What is "Kili" and more lifestyle coding from the edge of the universe

-Werner Herzog dreams of priests and donkeys

-phone-free shows

-lox slicers

-dealing with unread piles of New York Review of Books (NYRB)

-haiku of the week

Holy crap it's cold out. Here we are with more nonsense to warm your souls. This week we look into:

-Hybrid WASP-Jews

-Engagement parties and highbrow Shakespearean insults

-End of life wishes

-Being in the wrong place at the wrong time

-Crappy New York neighbors

Enjoy!

Happy New Year! Another year of this nonsense. This week the Treehouse gang covers:

-WASP Rights

-A sitcom idea

-the end of the penny

-acting in New York

-Shrimp-flavored donuts

and other stuff

Well it's officially winter folks. And Bob is on leave with seasonal affective issues. Luckily our generous employee package covers that. Not to worry, though, Tory is stepping into his big shoes. This week we cover similar nonsense such as:

-don't bother Phil on the subway

-...but in the wine store it's okay

-John Cheever and white people problems

-How to create a Cheever-themed dinner party

-Jeff Epstein talk

-What Larry Summers and Eliyhu Weinstein (?!?) have in common

-Haiku of the week

Back again folks. This week we go over more random nonsense such as:

-Some guy who actually followed through and wrote the kind of book Phil would have liked to write if not for devastating indolence

-For profit schools in New York

-Methods of overcoming said indolence

-Dating news

-The perils of show business