Horti spends this episode trying to invite her friend from Canada to come do pranks. Keeping with the Canada theme, she then informs a tea buyer of Canada's plot to invade the US. Beyond that, Horti attempts to scambait, but doesn't quit have the patience, but she does help a nice lady with a pesky car dealership. There's a cluster of chaotic calls. 

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