Horti got this episode out and was rather aggressive about wine in it; she just really cares about wine. She also made sure she put a hotel in their place about some racism, made a scene about Roseanne, yelled about some other stuff, let her cats make a cameo, and told you to go love the Earth. 

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Horti spends this episode trying to invite her friend from Canada to come do pranks. Keeping with the Canada theme, she then informs a tea buyer of Canada's plot to invade the US. Beyond that, Horti attempts to scambait, but doesn't quit have the patience, but she does help a nice lady with a pesky car dealership. There's a cluster of chaotic calls. 

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Horti spends some more time working with a variety of people, trying to save a nice woman from a shitty husband, trying to figure out audio issues, meeting a nice lady who does voodoo, and learning about Alaska! How exciting. 

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Hannah spends this episode talking about her love of Bernie, battling a Once-ler, trying to end skin cancer, checking in on future druids, and doing some other stuff. You can send her money at cashapp ($horticalls) to aid in these wild endeavors as she tries to buy better equipment and pay off her fancy new computer and continue her wine love. Audio is only possible due to the time and labor of corporate. 

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Hannah has a hay day in this episode with calls related to being a diving instructor and diving in hotel pools, enacting social justice, being the druid we all deserve, and more! If you like what you hear, like and subscribe, join the patreon, cashapp us at $Horticalls, and do all the things. Please enjoy. Music is from BenSound.com. 

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In this edited episode, Hannah handles lots of environmental issues including gas guzzlers, getting rid of plastic in the ocean, trophy hunter sympathizers, etc. It's a.... show. Thank you to our patrons.

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Hannah is at it again in this episode of dealing with complainers making sure everything from daddy issues to correct Blizzard gameplay is addressed. Hannah accuses a man of prank calling her and encourages a man to absorb a check by eating it. Please enjoy and go love the Earth. 

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Welcome to our third episode where we take care of some more valuable consumers. For some really weird reason, Hannah and aliases get yelled at a lot this episode... until sweet, beautiful, DSL Jizzsquirt comes on. Bless her heart with all the moons in the sky. Thank you to our perfect patrons and tech support who make this show possible. 

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Here at Horticalls, we are a mess fest. We deal with some serious racism with these complainers including ones who get some serious education by Hannah. Some complainers ask for discounts on their refunds so we happily oblige them, keeping their money. How kind. 

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Be gentle, it's our first episode. Please message us helpful advice. Hannah bans some ignorant complainer from Walmart and Sam's Club and let's them know they don't tell her what to do as she doesn't answer to them. I have no clue what else happens because that call was a whirlwind. Wear a face mask.