Welcome back to Who Are These Guys?, the only podcast where sarcasm is an art form and day drinking is a science. This week, Jesse, JK, and Kurt dissect the beauty of the Irish Goodbye - because saying goodbye is for amateurs. Then, we take a deep dive into the fine-tuned mechanics of day drinking: the peak hours, the inevitable crash, and why it almost always ends in either a fight or a nap.

Other highlights include:

⚡ Jesse’s alleged return from the dead (again)

⚡ The great vibrator debate - do all women really have one?

⚡ Drunk friends vs. regular friends: why the former are the worst

⚡ The awkward gym couple: sunglasses inside and public makeout sessions

⚡ The absolute necessity of a post-dinner fancy drink (because we’re adults, damn it)

Oh, and of course - more updates on Kurt’s questionable training regimen for the upcoming boxing match. Will he train? Will he forget? Will he show up wearing a tank top? The suspense is thrilling.

Buckle up, crack a cold one (at the appropriate hour), and get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even learn something (but probably not).

🔻 TIMESTAMPS

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] Jesse’s grand return (again)

[12:47] The Irish Goodbye: Art or Rudeness?

[24:15] Science of Day Drinking: Peak Hours & Consequences

[30:55] Outro – Should Kurt be worried about this fight?