Ubisoft has sold certain amounts of games on different consoles. Looks like PS4 is the best! The Trans-Pacific Partnership is something we should probably all pay attention to. Some Finnish lizard is getting punished. Jerry is freaking out over the Final Fantasy VII Remake trailer.

Breaking news: Riot Games has invested in Curse. Rick is going to learn how to play StarCraft II. Help us buy a MPU! Email us your offers of help at [email protected].

Sir John has replaced Rick for this episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, but it’s ok because the E3 thing happened last week, and there were a ton of really cool gaming announcements! Also, would you use one of those stereotypical looney tunes traps to catch an unborn babby?

On this brand new episode of the IRLnoobs podcast, lots of numbers are discussed.  There are some 3’s. Some 112’s. Even some 8’s. The Witcher 3 is doing extremely well. Pluto has some wobbly moons. Steam hardware is just around the corner! Also keep an eye open for Fallout 4. How

Wildstar is finally going free to play. Does anyone care? We don’t. E3 is coming up soon, as well as a possible Steam sale? Jerry has some things to say, and we have some things to say, too.

Would you eat this cupcake? Maybe it’s poison! Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon is coming to the 3DS this Winter! Does anyone care?! Heroes of the Storm is now in open beta! Come get pwned with all of the other noobs! League of Legends is going to have a dolphin from

The old-school League of Legends character Ashe is getting a rework soon. GOG Galaxy is going to be a new platform for playing all of your cool older games with. Opportunity may or may not come knocking for Todd. Also, should you commit fraud? Probably not.

There’s a cool list of games up for induction into the Video Game Hall of Fame at the Strong Museum here in Rochester, NY. The upcoming Zelda game for the Wii U has a cool informational video that came out way back in December. Kerbal Space Program is out of

This week we talk about some MMOs: The Elder Scrolls Online (maybe you can play the game if you can get to that pesky website), Wildstar (maybe it’ll be free soon?), WoW (pay for your subscription with gold!), and Star Trek Online (be a captain with your bad self). Also,

Ninten-doo won’t make a good Pokemon game for a console. Some man who was formerly in a Wizard robe has been tazed (link NSFW). Sir John is no longer on Tindr (sorry ladies). There are no updates that we can find for Insec’s current heath status. He may be dead.