On the one hand, I'm shocked that any streaming service on earth paid the no doubt meager sum for rights to this week's film "Iron Eagle". On the other hand, the film could easily have been made in 2019 and posted to YouTube as a comedic homage to the awfulness of the 80's. The film centers around the exploits of a fresh high school graduate who in an ill explained and unbelievable fashion manages to convince a grown adult to hijack two fighter jets and attack an unnamed Middle Eastern country to save his father from being hung. Listen, the plot isn't important and most of the careers associated with this film went absolutely nowhere. The special effects consist of cardboard fighter jet models being dangled on the end of a string and lit on fire. This film is bad...irredeemably, never even remotely fun kind of bad. This episode of the podcast however...surprisingly good! In a rare turn of events I encourage you not to watch the film and just listen to this episode and enjoy!