Four straight, white men bravely take on the popular new Eastern inspired women's empowerment novel. Iron Widow is a story of moral questions and tough answers, answers our heroine, Wu Zeitan, ignores as she carves a bloody path to power and revenge. She is assisted in this task by her loyal simp henchmen and together they take vacations, cook sweet rolls and briefly fight the space faring aliens that seek to completely obliterate humanity. Inspired by our love of anime, we sought here to understand the damaged mind that could conjure a sociopath like Wu Zeitan and found so much more than we could've hoped for.