Irrelevant News

Irrelevant News is back! With a brand new host in tow.

Talking dog collars, COVID erotica, floppy protestors; we're back baby!

Hello there, welcome to Build-a-Bumdildo, may we interest you in our special 'I am a free I am not man A number' bum dildo?

Glued hats off when you're indoors please.

Do not get up and leave at any point during this podcast. Seriously, just don't. 

Grab your favourite sex peanuts and overcome that fear of intimacy that your bingo habit left you with, it's the fucking 70s baby!

Irrelevant News is back and coming at you from lockdown!

Join us on a slightly new adventure as we turn attention to the crazy world of Irrelevant Olds, this week it's the 1990's.

Sit back, eat a large egg, and think about your favourite serial killer. 

Someone not very famous is in prison apparently...

Bored of regular old Crufts and its dogs? Try the all new Crab contest show Crabz (or Crusts, we're undecided on the name). Shame that wasn't held on the day Ireland made a load of drugs legal. 

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Not in a public swimming pool with what may either be a paedophile or prosthetic leg.

I wonder how Hugo Boss (the comedian not the corporation) likes his eggs?

We're joined this week by the wonderful Miles Myerscough-Harris from the Top of the Plops podcast!

We go all country proud in this episode and if you don't like that you can just fight us, or do what Callum does when he gets upset and one-punch an Orangutan.

Health and safety warning when visiting famous holes in walls, do not attempt to climb through.

We've done a vital public service and shared the wonders of the world's greatest country band, McAllister Kemp with you all, thank us later. Don't forget to stash your "big bag of drugs" alongside your phone under the fridge.

Can't tell the difference between a serious illness and a beer? Then you're an idiot. Fear not though, for this world may well be full of bank robbers with pillow cases on their heads, and big fat owls, we can count ourselves lucky that the incredible Man Man is here to protect us all.

Ever had to do a Megxit cause you kicked a Tower Raven to death? Or were you busy taking your parrots out for a walk?

You might need an emotional support rabbit if you've recently had your eyelashes knocked off by a dildo at the bingo. (That will make sense soon).