Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Shark Side of the Moon. We talk about these moon sharks that talk, build cities, but can’t fight. Plus, this guy has been on the moon 40 years! And this stupid ending. And…remember if you see a shark upside down, be nice flip it back over!

This week we watched Frankenhooker. We talk about Elisabeth’s death, Jeff’s hooker searching, mannequins exploding, creepy hooker body parts, and that ending!

This week we watched Lillith. We talk about the tingling sensation, succubus research, that awesome song, and did Jenna really do THAT to destroy Lillith??

This week we watched Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. We talk about the opening scene, the ACB, all the gross butt stuff, the dumb long singing parts, and…grocery store prices??

This week we watched Ghoulies. We talk about weird parties, groundskeeper Wolfgang, this movie had a budget of 5.5 million, and We would rather play strip poker over your strange chanting game in the basement!

This week we watched Cheerleader Ninjas. We talk about the constant sound effects, the strange Godzilla type scene, all the boobs, and the best actor in the movie is the blow up doll!

This week we watched Kazaam. We talk about Shaq performing is rhymes, Max being awful, Shaq showering in a kids room, and candy bar talk.

This week we watched Blood Car. We talk about the weird BB gun rampage, Archie and Denise’s relationship, the trunk of this car, the strange ending, and candy bars.

This week we watched Blood Hook. We talk about this ongoing contest, giant lures, lake elevators, RV family, and how about all these cicadas!

This week we watched 5th of July. We talk about ferrets eating cars, strangers talking to you on airplanes, mountain man makeover, and the sky is farting!