Irresistibly Awful

This week we talk all things strange in Samurai Cop 2. We try to figure out what this movie is about, the Jedi floating disco ball, The airplane scene, and Tommy Wiseau being Tommy Wiseau.

This week we watched Earth Girls are Easy. We talk about horny aliens, blonde song, love touch, no sex for 2 weeks, and more.

This week we watched Robowar. We talk about Omega having bad vision and stupid language, unlimited ammo, butt tentacle, and much more.

This week we watched Once Bitten. We cover the dance-off, inner thigh drainage, nice vampires, and how it’s impossible to find a male virgin in the 80’s.

This week we try to understand what is happening in Killer Sofa. We talk about the chair blowing out matches, grandpa’s 3 step plan, Ralph in the bedroom, and so much more.

This week we watched Mannequin Two. We try to understand Count Bernie and his mole hair. What kind of store is this? What’s the deal with the garbage truck scene? Why a hot air balloon escape? And more.

This week we watched Skyscraper. We talk about the bad guys plan, the opening shootout, barn flashback, and possibly the worst shot in bad guy history.

This week we watched the animated classic Ronal the Barbarian. We talk about Ronal’s sack, horny amazon women, skull cell phones, and so much more.

This week we talk about Velocipastor. Is this the dumbest movie we’ve done? We talk VFX car scene, Frankie Mermaid, Vietnam flashback, and mannequin heads.

This week it’s Knights of Badassdom. We talk Demon Beth, bloody mouth kissing, the Succubus, fighting the dragon, and the super weird ending.