Irresistibly Awful

This week we discuss Knightriders. We talk about how the movie wouldn’t end, the kings neck wound, giving a kid a sword, and how contracts work.

This week we talk about Chopping Mall. We discuss how there’s no Chopping in the movie, polite killing robots, taking things to the max, and exploding paint stores.

This week we talk Highway To Hell. We talk about hell cop being bad at his job, his gun, those handcuffs, and the demon slut,

This week we talk Dollman. We talk about the floating head, New York City is a dump, apartment bloodbath, and that awesome gun.

This week we tackle King Solomon’s Mines. We talk about it ripping off Indiana Jones, the year this movie is set in, the airplane scene, lots of dynamite, and the awesome train scene.

This week we try to understand Robo Vampire. We discuss how the title is wrong, Vampires that hop, ghost boobs, and what is that + and - machine?

This week we talk BMX Bandits. What’s BMX talk? The one sound effect. The best line in the movie, and how these kids are terrorizing this town.

This week Matt and John try to understand Alone In The Dark. We talk about spine worms, weird time changes, and where did everyone go at the end of the movie?

This episode we talk Hard Ticket To Hawaii. The epic skateboard scene, the jokes nobody understands, and the giant toilet snake.

This episode we discuss the piss scene, Nicolas Cage not being in most of the movie, and how we needed more snake.