A special guest star is needed to dilute this movie's effects.

The first Nicolas Cage sighting but certainly not the last.

Geoff and John K are back just in time for the holidays. One of them at least. Doesn't matter which.

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good? Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? Find out here!  

Wacky shenanigans ensue inside a grass field. John's patience is tested.

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good? Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? Find out here!

Two incredibly talented high schoolers get rudely upstaged by the new girl and the jock. 

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good? Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? Find out here!

It takes a very intelligent movie to address the question of whether we live in a simulation. Actually, maybe it doesn't.

Geoff and John are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good? Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? Find out here! 

Geoff and John have philosophical differences on how to approach a home intruder.

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good? Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? That's for you, the viewer, to decide.

Gotta go fast, away from this movie that is. 

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good? Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? That's for you, the viewer, to decide.

Geoff and John watch the ultimate human vs dinosaur prank war. 

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very  limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good?   Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? That's for  you, the viewer, to decide.

Geoff and John tackle the end of the world. Well, a movie about it at least.

Geoff and John K are two friends dedicated to providing their very limited insight into the movies they love (or hate). Are movies good?  Are animal crackers actually cookies? Is Angel a good X-Man? That's for you, the viewer, to decide.