This week, the guys solve the unsolved mystery of whether or not Unsolved Mysteries holds up like it did when they were kids - specifically Bear, who grew up being terrified by it on a weekly basis. And yes, Andrew is still on his dumb cleanse; the only mystery there is why in the hell he’s still doing it. Plus, we explore whether or not Bear broke his toe.

Reader beware! Seriously. Beware of Goosebumps if you’re over the age of 12. The guys discuss the classic RL Stine book series for kids and how it’s the prime example of what this podcast is all about. Plus, Andrew reveals that he’s doing a health cleanse, which is almost as horrifying as a Goosebumps tale.

Bedtime! Or is it!? This week, the boys get comfortable(-ish) in their PJs and have a Pajama Day. This leads to a surprisingly thoughtful & personal discussion on puberty, mental health, and how pajamas make you feel as an adult versus as a kid. Don’t miss it!

A-hyuck! In episode three, the boys are joined by avowed A Goofy Movie aficionado Kahlil Maskati, who has ranked this Disney cult-classic as his number six favorite film of all time. Gorsh! We discuss our favorite moments from the film, what in the hell Goofy is, and whether or not those FBI warnings on VHS tapes from the 90s really meant anything.

Here's the link for Jordan Calhoun's article that Bear references: https://blacknerdproblems.com/20-years-ago-a-goofy-movie-became-the-blackest-most-underrated-nerd-classic-of-all-time/

Ba ba ba ba ba… are we still loving’ it? You’ll find out as Bear and Carter dig into their first Happy Meals since the 90s, live on air. We discuss the history of the Happy meal, the nutrition facts past and present, our own childhood experiences at Mickey D’s, and yes, of course, the toys. Those goddamn toys.

The boys count to 100 and play a classic game of hide and seek.  We also discuss the history of the game, both worldwide and personal, as well as the Italian world hide and seek championship.  We actually did play a couple rounds of real hide and seek as adults for this episode.  Results were mixed!  You're welcome!

The boys count to 100 and play a classic game of hide and seek.  We also discuss the history of the game, both worldwide and personal, as well as the Italian world hide and seek championship.  We actually did play a couple rounds of real hide and seek as adults for this episode.  Results were mixed!  You're welcome!