We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Scott formally apologizes for missing the turtles, Will speaks with the Eurobeat plot ghost, and Tess really, really hates Shugen. Then we review Kurau Phantom Memory, a show about being the worst spy you can be.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Tess gets her government-mandated moe girl headpats, Scott suggests finding colors other than white to censor blood, and Will gets to have EVEN MORE DRAGONBALL. Then we review The Asterisk War, a show about committing violence against the floor.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Will believes in Fate/, Scott learns how AMVs make people quit their jobs, and Tess finds some freckles. Then we review Mononoke, a show about when and where etiquette requires you bring a ladle.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Scott thinks Tom Cruise is anime, Will explains a board game, and Tess is, tragically, going to have to watch anime this season. Then we review Cinderella Nine, the most dangerous drinking game.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Scott finds a Kirito of his own, Will wastes buff uptime, and Tess teaches the gang how to read. Then we review Kannagi, a show about glue safety.

We wasted an entire season of our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as we discuss everything we watched in the Fall 2025 season and look ahead to the great flood of sequels coming in Winter 2026.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as we review Blend S, a show about how to monetize your poor people skills.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week where we all wish you a merry Christmas, and then review Red Data Girl, a show about a boy who just wants to be in a sports anime so he can leave the rest of this cast behind.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Scott watches non-anime things (!!), Tess doesn't have time for video game boys playing hard to get, and Will is the only one here who actually watches anime. Then we review Kamen Rider, a show about why you should always start with the brainwashing.

We wasted our time, so you don't have to. Join us this week as Tess battles robots, Will's willpower is defeated by the assassin, Scott asks for one final dragon, and we are joined by a special guest star, friend, and Patron - Parker! Then we review Kobato, a show about the law of conservation of umbrellas.