Lisa takes us through her contact lens journey, which somehow turns into a full emotional experience. If you wear lenses, you’ll feel seen. If you don’t, you’ll feel smug (Katie).

We briefly unpack a local “BinGATE” situation that absolutely does not matter to most of you… but we make it matter anyway. Because that’s talent.

We cautiously touch on the Epstein files - lightly, confidently and with exactly the level of research you’d expect from us - and then tackle two questions from Lisa’s followers. By “tackle” we mean Lisa makes Katie answer first with absolutely no preparation, purely for her own entertainment.